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LemmyKnowsBest @ LemmyKnowsBest @lemmy.world
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  • screaming, crying, perfect storm

    i can make all the tables turn

    • Hey girl

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  • decades ago? those people are all dead now. let's try again.

    • Asexual W rule

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  • Cherry Bomb is my favorite

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  • He's even got crazy eyes

    • xkcd #2932: Driving PSA

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  • If he didn't see a bright red double decker bus, and he was behaving irresponsibly contrary to traffic patterns, he needs to have his driving privileges revoked.

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  • The word Uranus will never not be funny.

    • Is he though

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  • And there was that one guy who claimed that scientifically every cell in our body regenerates every 7 years, so after 7 years you are no longer the same person who committed the crime. So prisoners should not have to stay in prison more than 7 years.

    • rule dumping

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  • I guess you're assuming that I am a solid person who has the capacity to absorb other people's woes. But unfortunately I am not.

    • CBT as a kink may be an evolutionary adaptation to protect men's most vulnerable (and evolutionarily useful) body part.

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  • I think you've got this confused with electroconvulsive therapy. ECT.

    • rule dumping

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  • okay but I confess I have been trauma dumping a bit with my work colleagues lately and yes I may have half sorrow, but they didn't have sorrow before and I gave them half of my sorrow.

    That's not cool.

    • NYT's new TOS binds you to forced arbitration; opt out within 30 days

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  • arbitrating about what? What are we arbitrating about?

    • sounds about right

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  • who is leaving those reviews? satisfied customers? Is internet access available to Costco customers after death?

    • Go Your Own Way

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  • I tried listening to find what you're talking about, but I cannot endure her goat-bleating voice. I honestly wonder how her band members can endure listening to that fingernails-on-chalkboard voice hours a day for decades. I'm glad I could click away so easily.

    • Good morning Lemmy I choose beautiful puns.

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  • Oh yeah. You're right. You really thought this all the way through.

    • This Doctor Won’t Take Health Insurance - and Charges Just $35 a Visit | AJ+ (5:46)

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  • Nope. He knows better. When you make great sacrifices for the greater good, you sacrifice much. He lives on beans and rice.

    • Good morning Lemmy I choose beautiful puns.

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  • cute. But the problem is that it actually is a Bug.

    • THE LEMMY STARE

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    • Relax, David

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  • Hopefully David was signed up for something inconsequential but fantastic like full-body laser hair removal

    • Discretion

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  • THURSBEZORGSERVICE

    It's in a foreign language so no one will know

    • People without a family, how are you faring in life?

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  • I'm alone all the time. Just go to work, earn a paycheck, come home, do it all over again.