LemmyKnowsBest @ LemmyKnowsBest @lemmy.world

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I don't believe you, because you can only get murdered once, and after that you wouldn't be able to post comments on the internet.

Termites are very precise. Eat all the wood until the wood is gone and don't eat anything else.

Hey, if you wanna delete your comment, you should probably actually really delete it.

Freshen up

I can't help picturing her excusing herself from the room daintily:

"Pardon me while I go freshen up."

...Bloody murder scene ensues

Crack open a boy with the cold ones

Goodbye fast food & Nestle & Monsanto & all other junk corporations.

I'm glad you're sharing it here where we can leave comments.

that bed was really cheap If it couldn't handle that impact from a child.

Because virgin men have no idea what a clit is.

Like, even Depends adult diapers wouldn't be sufficient for postpartum bleeding?

after my most violent birth, I just remember having the luxury of being at home for months and having access to the toilet all day 🤷🏻‍♀️

It was 17 years ago but the memories are coming back to me now, yeah it was pretty much like giving birth three more times with all the blood and god-knows-what-solid-bloody-tissue-chunks still coming out of me days after.

survival of the fittest is doing its thing, even if innocent people go down as victims of stupid people, such is life and death.

I wanna meet her alter ego "GoHardly"

LOL 😂 that was my first thought. Wouldn't you love to be scientist credited for, or the stock photo model for article titles like this?

They woke me up at 5am today 😡🐦

So you can know how cool they small their penises are, obviously!

That's where I keep mine! It's safe there and no one is bothered by it. Except me 😫

Stormy Daniels is literally a prostitute/porn star. Which means she fucks for money.

That's a really good green text

everything apart from his motivation for running for president. He's just a sociopath who wants to have some position of authority to stoke his own overblown ego

It's Wednesday

ribbit

Now you've got me pondering the possibility of a new(?) word HETEROPHOBIC 🤔

Any heterophobes out there??

She sounds like a badass. Go Claudia Go! 🎉