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Lemminary @ Lemminary @lemmy.world
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Rich people know their cosmetic surgery is obvious and uncanny, but that's the point; it's a way of signalling that you belong in a certain income bracket and that you're part of the 1%

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  • Whatever they think they're signaling, terrible plastic surgery only makes me think they're lavishly gaudy, self-absorbed, and have a distorted view that makes them do terrible decisions for themselves.

    • Permanently Deleted

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  • I like how your first hand experience is "It's a necessity, duh!" and execs area still racking their brain going "idk, what profit does this leave us".

    • AI CEO – Replace Your Boss Before They Replace You

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  • The fucking irony.

    • no way right

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  • And a war on three fronts, no less. The yugest war.

    • Monopoly Go is the highest-budget video game so far.

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  • May I borrow a billion dollars, pretty please? I have this bag of nickels and a rubber ducky for collateral.

    • Monopoly Go is the highest-budget video game so far.

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  • Oh, that's it? Fuck it, I'm making Monopoly next, I already made Catan. 😂

    • Just curious

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  • Do you put the balls in the condom first or...?

    • mac computer

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  • Please tell me this was a real ad.

    • MIT researchers crack 3D printing with glass — new technique enables inorganic composite glass printed at low temperatures

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  • we did this cool thing

    Haaa, get it? Low temps.

    I'm done.

    • What do you think the solution to selling progressive politics to young men is ?

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    • A story old as time

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    • Google is intentionally throttling YouTube videos, slowing down users with ad blockers

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  • Your premium tier has been upgraded to the basic plan with ads at no extra charge for you yet, Dear Customer! Aren't you happy?

    • And if so, one or both?

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  • Your coin change.

    • If only my parents knew

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  • Isn't, if anything, the egg more properly a stand-in for a future child?

    Yes, thank you! Been muttering this under my breath for ages each time people say sperm=crotch goblins.

    • Who the hell can afford a printer

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  • Is this a trap question where whatever I say will be contradicted and berated? Because your tone feels a bit arrogant and condescending right from the get-go.

    • Scientists Discover the Key to Axolotls’ Ability to Regenerate Limbs

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  • Finally, I can become bisexual, and funny!

    • 'Unprecedented Mass Deployment' of Warplanes Across Atlantic Fuels Fears of US War on Iran

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  • I heard Trump was the goodest at keeping peace, and he was definitely not going to drag the USA into another war. He couldn't possibly!

    • Office Fling

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  • If you can, ask him for a close-up. Not for you, of course.

    • Dear Kevin

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  • Ohh, they learned that domains exist. Silly me. Lol I was ready for some epistemology, ngl.

    • Dear Kevin

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  • What are learned domains?