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LanguageIsCool @ LanguageIsCool @lemmy.world
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NOOOOOOO

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  • ”I cannot believe I need to explain this…”

    You don’t lol. Chill out. I don’t have shit all over my phone either and I don’t “touch butt touch phone.”

    • NOOOOOOO

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  • Is it that bad? Just being in the presence of poop? If that’s the case we should change shirts and pants after a poop.

    I wipe with the help of my hands but never my phone so it makes sense to wash my hands.

    Back in my pocket it goes when I’m done, then I wipe and wash hands.

    • Foliations

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  • You wouldn’t comb a rock

    • What is “olive” in your language?

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  • Bonus points: what’s olive oil in your language?

    • Sorry boys

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  • 9pm hits and you’re immediately snoozing

    • originality

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    • Looking for the perfect 5 year anniversary gift?

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    • 30 to 40 olives

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  • Olives - the father
    Olive tapenade - the son
    Olive oil - the holy spirit

    • 👀😐Even Elon doesn't think he's playing 4d chess. Not when Telsla stock is tanking

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  • QAnon bullshit level mental gymnastics flashbacks

    • Friendly reminder

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  • Aw cmon, you two got the center part of the eyelid last night. We talked after and clearly settled it was our turn tonight.

    • Samsung teams up with Glance to use your face in AI-generated lock screen ads

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  • Nice. But I also meant in real life

    • Samsung teams up with Glance to use your face in AI-generated lock screen ads

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  • Let’s start a lemmite anti-tech community ironically full of tech nerds

    • Die Another Day. Judy Dench.

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  • Also, severance lol. Keep Adam Scott

    • Die Another Day. Judy Dench.

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  • X files, the tv show. Keep mulder

    • Nothing helps

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  • Is that a fucking box?

    • When you take a moment to think back at your High School years

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  • Where the funy

    • Canadian Wildfires signal major L over the United States

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  • We need an executive order to stop this

    • The future sucks

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  • True, it does advertise its app. But you can still put in a recipe link and it cleans it up without the app or logging in. Which is way better than the original recipe website.

    • Rule

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  • Hi, I’m dad

    • The future sucks

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  • Holy fuck I needed this in my life