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Cucumbers taste like the white part of watermelons

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  • Right? I do like cucumbers though because I’m committing to that flavor and it’s still watery and refreshing. But when it happens at the end of enjoying a sweet juicy watermelon, it’s not great.

    • Cucumbers taste like the white part of watermelons

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  • Makes sense. The watermelon is like a playdoh ball then you just flatten it to a snake to get the cucumber

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  • Identified by the police as THIS MAN NEVER EXISTED

    • Makes you think

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  • “Ramirez this is so unlike you. I’m not saying I don’t like it. I’ve just never seen you this affectionate before. Wait a second… GUYS WE KILLED THE WRONG RAMIR—“

    • It's a fun new game

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  • You were the missing ten all along

    • Makes you think

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  • Guys I think this is the fake Sakychu

    • Elon Musk’s Alleged Unverified 4chan Account Leaked: Calls Himself “Antichrist,” Praises Hitler, God Complex, Antisemitic Rants, New World Order agenda

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  • Convinced me

    • Am I going crazy, or has people's spelling gotten awful lately?

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  • Like those “isn’t it amazing” posts.

    Aoccdrnig to rscheearch, it deosn’t mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteers be at the rghit pclae. The rset can be a toatl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.

    • Makes you think

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  • “Ramirezes, quick, what’s something only we would know?” I asked sobbing, sweating, with a gun pointed at indoor Ramirez’s head.

    • Makes you think

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  • Was gonna happen eventually anyway tho, no?

    • Elon Musk’s Alleged Unverified 4chan Account Leaked: Calls Himself “Antichrist,” Praises Hitler, God Complex, Antisemitic Rants, New World Order agenda

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  • It’s either Elon or a 13 year old

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  • What happened to that shit? I hate how something like that can emerge, take hold, push people into conspiracies and the right, literally destroy families, then go away and nobody cares

    • It's a fun new game

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  • You’re missing an order of ten in each (just fyi)

    • The Elder Scrolls 4: Oblivion Remaster is real - Eurogamer

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  • Lmao gotem

    • It's not an aardvark. It's not a wolf. It's an aardwolf: a small, insectivorous mammal, native to East and Southern Africa

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  • Nice try Colossal Biosciences

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  • Obligatory Mitch Hedberg:

    I don't need a receipt for a doughnut. I'll just give you the money, and you give me the doughnut. End of transaction! We don't need to bring ink and paper into this! I can't imagine a scenario where I'd have to prove that I bought a doughnut. Some skeptical friend...'Don't even act like I didn't get that doughnut! I've got the documentation right here! Oh, wait, it's back home, in the file. Under d...for doughnut.'

    • nature is music

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  • It’s all vibes man

    • court rule

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    • anyone remember these (soap shoes)

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    • When I'm making the rounds opening doomscrolling apps

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  • Billionaire mindset 👏🙌🚀