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LEONHART @ LEONHART @slrpnk.net
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Papacy rule

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  • Why yes, I am a cat-o-holic, thanks for asking!

    • Tippy taps

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  • That was wonderful.

    • Post-apocalyptic jobs

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  • Of course they can't find them.

    They all shipped out on the (ever-important) Golgafrinchan Ark Fleet Ship B.

    • Magic rule bus

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  • I'm sure that trip made a big impact on those kids.

    • TIL: Edison shocked elephants with AC to disprove Tesla, trying to prove that DC is safer

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  • "I am inventing electricity...and you look like an ASSHOLE."

    • Bean Hall

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  • squints hard

    Sean Mall?

    Which Sean got his own mall? Or is it a mall specifically for Seans? As a non-Sean (cool rhyme, right?) am I forbidden from Sean Mall? Are Shawns allowed in?

    My poor vision creates nothing but inquiries.

    • No one will remember

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  • Halfway through this, I honestly thought the punchline was gunna be more like...

    They'll remember:

    • Nothing
    • The sun will eventually burn out
    • All human achievement will dissolve away with the eventual death of the physical universe

    Wait. Am I okay? Jesus, dude...

    • It must be a silent R

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  • I instinctively read that in Homestar Runner's voice.

    • Oh, the humanity!

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  • For the people who are still alive!

    • Hulk Hogan jokes about body slamming Kamala Harris

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  • "Aw, you got kids, Maniac?"

    "Nah...not anymore..."

    • American magic rule

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  • cue Devil May Cry soundtrack

    • The triple threat

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  • Ah, yes. The Spike Spiegel wing.

    Edit: Where are my manners? Let's throw Vash the Stampede in there too. Not enough love for Trigun these days.

    • this was my favorite game!

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  • Hell. Yeah. Arthur was the greatest.

    Just look at that little guy, posting up in the HUD and crackin' wise.

    • this was my favorite game!

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  • FINALLY! SOMEBODY ELSE!

    I FINALLY FOUND SOMEBODY ELSE WHO REMEMBERS AND CELEBRATES THE JOURNEYMAN PROJECT TRILOGY!

    I'm sorry, I'm just...I'm very happy for this moment.

    Legacy of Time was far and away my favorite, but the entire collection is a fun and satisfying playthrough. Great atmosphere, clever puzzles, and loads of 90s PC gaming cheese and charm.

    Long live Gage Blackwood.

    • Parents and Gen Alpha kids are having unintelligible convos because of ‘brainrot’ language

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    • Geography 101

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  • Onward, men! Full sails to the horizon! On my oath, we'll make it to Ikeland by morning!

    Oh, there will be Ikes as far as the eye can see, I tell you! Tall Ikes, short Ikes, God-fearing Ikes! Our coffers will overflow with the abundance of Ikes!

    You who would doubt me, who would claim the impossibility of such a paradise, you cowards who hide from ambition and surround yourselves with the petty offerings of Steve Island or David Cove, why you would not know how to handle the Ikes of Ikeland!

    But I am a man of greater mettle, and I will know this new land.

    Raise the anchor. The Ikes await.

    • I’d l(O)ve a slice of that (C)herry pie

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  • This may be the saddest a comment has ever made me.

    • Impressive.

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  • I love that, out of everyone, Max Rebo is front and center.

    • generic meal time.

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  • Nothing more generic than that.

    • Salivation intensifies

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  • Wheat Thiccs...

    Southern Discomfort...

    Hamburger Hinderer...