They're both equally just fine imo. During winter it can be really bright with snow and sunshine feels so much better and during summer I just get heavier curtains.
You feel like the person (you say they're an adult for some reason) is a creep for writing the joke that specifically makes fun of that weird sentence?
I guess some are legit too embarrassed to wear them. And to me that's hilarious, that's some 18th century "can't say chicken breast" type of nonsense