Yeah I eat most food with soup. I tell my girlfriend to make "soup foods" for work, meaning I can eat them with spoon as in gobble them like an animal.
Could be seriously overweight. I know two 30-yo people who joke about old age hitting them hard but almost all of their issues is due to lifelong serious obesity. Not that they're willing to accept that
I'm familiar with the situation. As said, I didn't need to pick my housemates since the absolute mouthbreathers seem to be much rarer here. Or I got really lucky, since none of them were dimwitted enough to use metal on a pan.
"DOES IT, WHITE MAN"