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  • the burders at the center of the ham pile might still be warm!

  • don't forget to add some stanky interest on that principal

  • 10L of water in one night would be an incredible feat

  • it's alright, we just have to wait until their terms are up so we can democratically elect better justices, based on the will of the people

    :-(

  • still using Jerboa since I joined up, and I'm so used to it now that other apps just feel off. I was a rif user in the before-times, and jerboa has the same kind of stripped-down vibe I'm comfortable with

  • makanoff with the goods

  • offshore drilling could be jammed in the background, too

  • I would just get NPR on, at the risk of hearing a really interesting segment of Radio Lab and having a driveway moment and sitting through the conclusion right as I get to the location.

  • game that doubles as a service? beats me.

    DRG is also a unicorn of a game

  • also works with cats. and, importantly, let them approach you. if a cat thinks it was their idea to be pat, then they will love it so much more.

  • the 3 day rule

  • wildly missed opportunity to mention Beetlejuice one last time in the article and post his picture at the end

  • animani-jacks

  • "Alright, it's taken 20 minutes to initialize and warm up, let's try a test print-"

    GUTTER CLEANING IN PROGRESS

    "Well that's okay, I'm sure it's part of routine maintena-"

    SEQUENCING OFF

    "No, damnit, I need to get the line running!"

    ...

    MAKEUP LEVEL TOO LOW

    "But I just changed the cartridge..."

    MAKEUP LEVEL TOO LOW

    crying and putting on lipstick

    "Please, I have a family!"

    MAKEUP LEVEL TOO HIGH

    "Okay, I'll do anything, just let me print these batch codes..."

    READY TO PRINT

    "Thank you, oh merciful machine, I owe you my-"

    GUTTER CLEANING IN PROGRESS

  • my cover band is playing a beach bar gig tonight... I started shedding Margaritaville and Cheeseburger as soon as I saw the headline

  • wise words. I started just playing to my strengths a few years ago, instead of overachieving for the nebulous award of being "the best", and my life has gotten immensely more fulfilling.

    my current employer isn't asking me to be the best in my field, just good at what I do, and that feels great. I get shit done, and don't feel the need to constantly reinvent the wheel. or feel the stress of failure when something is over my head.

  • I found a ridiculous road closure last week, and GPS routed me through a ton of backroads I had never taken before. It was only marginally faster, but I'm glad I was constantly moving, and not on a highway-turned-parking-lot for those 2 hours. Also, we got to experience some new scenery that we may never have seen otherwise, which is at least interesting.

  • and after overdoing it on the spicy foods, bidets are a true life-saver

    sent from my bidet