KnowledgeableNip @ KnowledgeableNip @leminal.space

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“I think it was 35… 30 questions. And let me tell you, you know, they always show you the first one: a giraffe, a tiger or a whale. ‘Which one is the whale?'”

He's done this enough times that he knows the first one is always this question? How many cognitive tests has he completed? Did he pass the others?

It's also insane that the bar is this low. You recognize animal shapes, here are the keys to the nuclear stockpile, have fun.

"You know what'd really help our finances? Being sucked into a DoTerra pyramid scheme."

Not enough non-white representation to be properly aggregated.

Hard stance against immigration.

His support of 'people like them' captures 80% of reasons why they're voting.

It all adds up to them disliking people they have no actual interaction with because the news makes them scary. Just raw, unashamed bigotry marching for the Oval.

But there's already a serving spoon. Do we use both?

Too confusing, I'm gonna keep eating soup with my bare hands.

The parks or your own home. I don't normally go into the middle of a highway interchange for solitude.

Haven't stopped planning for retirement and all that jazz but at this point it's just theater.

It's deviations from the mean, so if the deviation were "3" for example, values of 6, 3, 0, -3 and -6 would be 2, 1, 0, -1, and -2 deviations away from the central line, respectively.

Had an old colleague who kept abbreviating 'follow up' as 'f/up.'

"Yeah we should be okay, I'll f/up on that later today."

"Hey are you able to f/up on this?"

"Hey, I f/uped with our boss today on our issue."

This rhetoric also spits potential violence at polling places

If anyone's arguing the other way... Where was the national guard? An angry mob attacked our highest ranking politicians at the nations capital and it was less defended than your average Walmart on Black Friday. In the end Pence had to call them in despite Trump watching the entire thing unfold on live TV.

It was an orchestrated attempted coup, full stop.

Torturing children to own the libs

Earl Gray.

Charred.

Fuzzball black hole gang rise up

"You'll cum within 40 seconds by using this iPhone."

Do you take this man to be your husband? We've sent a six digit code to your phone, please repeat it for yes.

Not my type of game but I think Hello Games has managed to redeem themselves somewhat. The amount of updates they churned out to meet NMS's promises and go above and beyond them is nuts.

Hopefully they learned their lesson from their first fuck up and won't torpedo whatever goodwill they've managed to win back.

The trick is to bring in whatever busted piece you have and find the exact match. Nobody's gonna think you're shoplifting rusted garbage and usually you can knock out your purchase in just one trip.

If your project/fix is too complicated to bring in the busted piece, may God have mercy on your soul.

An election is coming up and they want to whip the racist members of their base into a panic.

"You don't need healthcare, you need a big stupid wall that does nothing because Mexicans."

Clarence Thomas: heavy breathing