Found a fucking list.
I read this as a person experiencing the whole human condition in one wild moment
Litany Against Consumerism
Me when steam sales
Let me pet the fucking dog
That's it, philosophy over; turn out the lights and let's go home, everyone
The way of the monk
Of friendship!
Do you succumb to the urge to stop the microwave a few seconds before it actually stops ?
Well yeah that's when the bomb goes off, gotta stop it
I read this as a person experiencing the whole human condition in one wild moment