Klear @ Klear @sh.itjust.works

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Yeah, duh. You are supposed to switch doors, everybody knows that at this point, but the picture doesn't show which door was initially picked.

Helen of Troy was so beautiful she launched a thousand ships, so you can measure beauty in miliHelens based on how many ships are launched and ugliness in negative (how many ships are launched in the opposite direction).

Hard to answer that since I don't know which door was picked first.

Then again, I'm taking 3. Goats are cool.

Shakespeare?

Which of the four Gregs is it tho?

Ridiculous comment. There's never been a third toot.

And eventually it is explained that they see the world as animated because they are all permanently drunk.

This but unironically.

Who brings a damaged viola to a warzone?

Great for fans of Tom Cruise because he's in it.
Great for people who hate Tom Cruise because you get to see him die over and over again!

Unrelated [citation needed]

Pondering the fiery orb in the sky, I see...

Could be due to Italy's very old demographics. Fewer people who care about videogames.

I had a super cynical dystopian idea. Never got around to fleshing it out, so its stability is doubtful at best, but here goes:

So a problem with democracy is that advertising is a powerful force and the candidate with more money to throw into their campaign tends to win, not to mention various forms of bribery coming into play after the elections. A ton of money is being wasted on shady behind-the-scenes deals. Lets get rid of all that and bring it into the light!

• Get rid of elections AND politicians, since they are just middlemen. Instead create a kind of stock market for various spheres and levels of lawmaking and have megacorporations and other interested parties bid on those.
• Money that would have been secretly funneled into politician pockets instead goes openly into the government budget.
• Save more money on elections and government official salaries since there are none.
• Corps that make laws that benefit consumers get to use that in their advertising. Buy from ProcLive! The company that brought you halfway decent healthcare!
• Voting with you wallet ends up being mandatory. You don't like that Disney took away weekends? Give your hard-earned cash to Sony next time. They promised to reduce mamdatory weekly working hours to 65!
• Maybe sometimes a local citizen initiative manages to raise enough money to get governmental powers in a small town or something. I mean, probably not, but you gotta give people some hope, right?

LMAO gottem!

This scene is an absolute classic.

That is pretty funny how they implied that Trump is a human.

Google it on bing.

Meanwhile I have called "searching within a physical filing cabinet" googling once or twice.

I hate it