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KittenBiscuits @ KittenBiscuits @lemm.ee
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🦆 - 🚗The fuck is bigger than the car.

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  • It looks bigger on the inside

    • DIY methanol detector for drinks

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  • Probably simpler to take some duty free liquor from 1 airport before your final destination, and mix your own drinks

    • What's your funniest professional deformation?

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  • My honey ended a phone conversation last night with his cousin with "thank you for your time." Just running on autopilot.

    I have reverse work/life autopilot. I've ended work-related voicemails with "love you! Er, uh, that just came out by accident. I mean I am fond of you but...well, crap, just call me back."

    • Does it make sense to buy a lifetime supply of honey?

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  • Then you'd be a lot warmer and a lot happier!

    • [Serious] How can a glass shower pane shatter by itself?

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  • So you don't have to whack a car window hard with the spark plug? You only need to scratch at it a lil bit? Huh, TIL

    • It's hard being a kitty cat

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  • Found it at Ross last year!

    • Who are these 3 other guys in the car with Coolio in the "Fantastic Voyage" music video?

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  • Somebody shoulda told him the quickest way to torpedo your music career is to be rude to Weird Al.

    • It's hard being a kitty cat

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  • And I dance dance dance

    And I dance dance dance

    (still sung in this house on the regular)

    • Ask me anything, and then edit the comment to make my reply look bad.

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  • What is your favorite pizza topping?

    • How long do you leave co-wash in your hair?

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  • Yeah, I don't religiously follow the steps either. It's more like a buffet of tips where I sample some of them. I still shampoo, but much less often. My other take aways were to stop using a hairbrush, I rarely use a wide tooth comb anymore either (mostly finger comb in the shower) , and don't touch the hair while it's drying.

    If I have a party or something, I'll use gel and let it form a proper cast, etc etc.

    • How long do you leave co-wash in your hair?

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  • For curly hair types, shampoo shouldn't really be used. Conditioner is used to "wash" the scalp and hair (thus, "co-wash"), rinse it out, and then condition again, leaving it in while you wash the rest of you with soap, and then rinse it all off at the end.

    • How long do you leave co-wash in your hair?

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  • Anyone with curly hair who is wanting to follow the Curly Girl method of caring for your curls so they maintain their shape better.

    Although I don't much like the term either. But the method does really work.

    • People complain that it's poor design that humans eat and breath through the same pipe(throat). Are there any animals which don't though?

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  • Omg, thankfully no

    • People complain that it's poor design that humans eat and breath through the same pipe(throat). Are there any animals which don't though?

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  • At least fish probably can't choke by trying to breathe and drink at the same time.

    • People complain that it's poor design that humans eat and breath through the same pipe(throat). Are there any animals which don't though?

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  • :side-eyeChloe.jpg:

    • People complain that it's poor design that humans eat and breath through the same pipe(throat). Are there any animals which don't though?

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  • Now everyone in the mechanic's waiting room is wondering why I just snorted. Thanks... 😂💀

    • What are polite ways to cut a conversation after time box chatting?

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  • Some kind of empathizing response followed by "well, I need to get back to it" or just a simple "sorry for cutting this short, I need a bio break".

    Empathizing statements could include, but are not limited to:

    • I know how you feel
    • I'm so glad things are going your way
    • that sucks, I hope it works out for you

    • TIL some golfers may have small pencils to keep their scores

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  • Yeah I've never been able to afford to go to a course that gives you pencils with erasers. That's some 1% luxury.

    • TIL some golfers may have small pencils to keep their scores

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  • Balls should be standard sized and cutely dimpled.

    I think it's more about how the golfer swings their club.

    • Swimming pool, blind dog

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  • Did he not like the planters or not like the boards about your idea? That was a pretty good idea. You could use strips of vinyl lattice instead of boards. It doesn't need to be a tall fence right?