KittenBiscuits @ KittenBiscuits @lemm.ee

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A banana hammock, if you will

My intuition tells me it's a resource grab too. Greenland may be expressly because they think the glaciers will melt and it will be a Seward's Folly 2.0 (big oil, minerals & resource boom a la the Alaska purchase).

Would you say that about any president? Genuinely curious. I can think of ones that I like some of their policies and deeds, but the whole of their work? Lincoln maybe.

You teach other people to drive trucks?

Heartening bread-water to fuck? 🤔🍺🫂🛏

Left plus left plus not-left to baggage bread-water. 👈👈👉🍻😉

Oh and this one had his tail pulled in. I saw a little of it before he did so, and I was waiting to see if he'd redeploy it to judge if it was a snapper. His little claws and pointier nose made me lean that way. I had to usher a HUGE snapping turtle out of the road last week. He fortunately had just woken up from hibernation and was still groggy, so he wasn't trying to take my hand off.

If that's what it is, that's extra awesome! My grandma used to call me stinkpot (affectionately).

We keep frog "logs" around the pool, but critters always seem to congregate in the skimmers anyway. And i haven't turned the pump on yet, so he wasn't pulled in there by current. The basket was upside down on top of the widget thing that plugs the return line for winter, so he was dry and out of the water. But yeah water temp is 66°F/19°C, and my hands are comparatively warm. When I find ones this little, they normally tend to try to crawl out of my hands vs resting.

Has there been any evaporation? I.e. a condensing or concentration of the, uh, non-H₂O properties of the liquid?

This was far too polite and free of insults upon the direct reports' capabilities and work ethic. Try "what the fuck do I pay you for? Get it done yesterday!"

I used to be in those rooms. It wasn't healthy.

That has been my experience too. The not expected actually there for you friend. There are friends we feel close to and friends who would drop everything to come lend aid. There may be some overlap between those two groups, but don't mistake the former for the latter.

It's appreciated! I don't expect men to cross to the other side of the street, but some little noise to signal your friendly or neutral approach helps.

I'm an avg size woman and I had to consciously make noise to not give my mom jump scares. I guess I am a naturally quiet walker.

I don't think a cassowary has anything to fear from a house cat. Even a cuddly one. Most I've met are ornery as heck though.

Looks like Beetlejuice and a Primus album cover mashup

Billy Madison

No milk will ever be our milk.

If peeing your pants is cool then consider me Miles Davis!

He called the shit poop!

What you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

That's the neat thing about paint. It's very easy to change the color if it doesn't work out.

If you want commitment free pizazz, find some removable wallpaper in a cozy color.

That's brilliant! Why hasn't anyone made one of these better bean bag chairs?

They should hole punch the passport and hook it on his employee lanyard.

If you do, and want her to know, then yes say it.

Does she say it to you?

My family never really said it to each other. It just wasn't normalized. Then one day I started thinking I may not have them around forever and I wanted to tell them. So I did. Mostly "love you, bye" when ending a call. And they were a little weirded out at first, but said it back. Now if I wait a beat before saying it, they'll say it first!

I'm sorry your sister is getting bullied. I'm not sure if they had a friendship enough to where your sister can ask her why she's being like this, and that her behavior is hurtful.

Or if this is one of those cases where the bully needs a punch in the face to respect boundaries.

That also made me wonder if the bully is getting bullied herself at home or by other kids, so she's acting out because she's miserable too.