KingJalopy @ KingJalopy @lemm.ee

I'm the king. Of jalopies.

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Who the hell is telling you that? I've been using moisturizers forever. People often ask my age then don't believe it and I'm like lotion dude. Everyday. Care for your skin. Never been told I couldn't.

Nice

I googled it

The letter ð represents the voiced dental fricative, a consonant sound that is similar to the "th" sound in the word "father". It is also known as eth, and comes from the Old English and Icelandic letter of the same name.

What's up with the people in the stands? Why they all repeating?

No idea what I just watched but it was hilarious

That was my intro to Vonnegut and I rather enjoyed it. Enough to read more from him which is when I realized it wasn't a great book.

You should see the movie. It stars nic cage and he did it as a favor to a friend. It's fucking awful. funny thing though, my story is identical to yours. Had no idea until it was too late lol.

We are all American on this blessed day

Govt pot. It's just a dime of sad Reggie that got marked up 100,000,000x due to the modern miracle of bureaucracy and corruption.

I just tried to imagine this and my brain kinda vomited a bit I think.

Today is kind of a not very blessed day at least in America

That shit ass has a poop butt

My little poop butt can be a real shit ass

I like it

Thinking the words, "just calm down" in the heat of an argument with my wife will actually work if I just try it enough times. Mathematically it should but it seems math doesn't care about that.

They can recognize faces actually. They know you from other people. My wife and I had one living in our lamp between our recliners for about 6 months. They're super awesome.

Mom divorced my abusive alcoholic father and married a man from England. I was 14 but she figured I had the maturity to know it would be ok if I stayed with him instead of moving to England with her and my brother. I was angry at her because I was 14 and dumb. She left me in the US and gave me no end of guilt for making my choice once a grew up a bit and realized I made a mistake. Once she and her husband moved back to Oklahoma I took a position in California and now I'm guilted for that at the age of 42 because she can't see my daughter whom she never bothered to spend anytime with anyway because of her constant depression about having married another different kind of abusive man.

My bad, that's my kink.

I was alive in the 80s and 90s. I prefer now. I'm nostalgic for those times but I don't prefer them.

I'm sitting in my air conditioned house, watching not one, but 2 HD screens, one of which is playing cheers because I love that show and I can watch it all I want anytime I want. The other is my phone which is a absolute miracle of human achievement allowing me access to the sum of the worlds knowledge which I'm currently using to look at funny shit that amuses me. Also I didn't move a finger to say any of that. I just said it and it typed it for me, correcting most of my mistakes. And you, who are reading this, might be literally anywhere on this planet right now. I also used my phone to order my food which was promptly brought to my home for my enjoyment.

The world certainly has a lot of shit aspects but on the whole, we are living in amazing times right now for those of us fortunate enough to be in a safe country.

Name brands only matter to me when it comes to chips, soda, cereal bars (like nutri-grain), and shampoo. Maybe some others I'm not thinking of. But drugs are def not on that list. The only time I ever requested name brand drugs was when I got a script for Klonopin I didn't need back when I was an addict and only because I thought it would be cool to have the pills with the little K cut out of the middle, because like I said, addict.

It might seem difficult, but it's never too late to go back to school as a 40 year old in your underwear! We believe you in you! Even if you don't make it I'll bet you end up with some kind of certificate or cool title...