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The Real King Gordon @ KingGordon @lemmy.world
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Americans Won't Get One of the Coolest Foldable Smartphones

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  • Foldable phones are stupid and i will never buy one.

    • Piss rule

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  • And a side of asparagus?

    • The face of a vicious killer

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  • Cats are killing machines. They are designed to kill without judgement or emotion. They just like killin. And cuddling.

    • Trump fires the director of the Consumer Financial Protection Bureau

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  • So now America is great again? Can you feel it?

    • The FAA is facing a major crisis without a leader because Elon Musk pushed him out

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  • Why are all these fucking cowards resigning?Stand up to these fucking bullies you pussies. Get fired then turn around and sue them. Its a badge of honor to be fired by these assholes.

    • Trump administration will offer all 2 million federal workers a buyout to resign

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    • Senator Ted Cruz is trying to block Wi-Fi hotspots for schoolchildren

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  • War is peace. Freedom is slavery. Ignorance is strength.

    • Automation in Retail Is Even Worse Than You Thought

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  • TLDR: electronic shelf labels bad.

    • Republican state attorneys pressure Costco to drop diversity policies

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  • What a bunch of crusty-ass fucking shrivs.

    • You have got to be kidding me...

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  • Grifters gonna grift. Conmen gonna con.

    • Do cats have intrusive thoughts about eating their humans? Conversely, do cats get scared of humans eating them?

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    • Egg prices are soaring again. Here’s why and what to expect

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  • Its antifa!

    • Retribution would be not pulling out his teeth but his testicles

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  • Are we just not going to talk about that dumptruck of an ass?

    • Southern cities brought to a halt as winter storm dumps historic levels of snow

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  • Get a sharpie and draw them over there.

    • A Tale of Two Justice Systems: Only Trump Gets Convicted of 34 Felonies and Receives No Punishment

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  • Honestly? We are just stupid and believe America is the best country in every way, despite all the evidence to the contrary. That, coupled with a Fuck You attitude and racism leads us directly to JD Vance.

    • Americans are doubling down on the thing that hurts them the most

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    • If this was your last day alive. What would you do?

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  • You had me in the first half, not gonna lie.

    • Blue-collar laborer

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  • Thats a good mouser boy!

    • What is the pasta shape you dislike the most?

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  • Gnocchi is an abomination.

    • Too dumb to understand where the gas tank opening is

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  • This is the “stupid does” part of the saying “stupid is as stupid does”.