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The Real King Gordon @ KingGordon @lemmy.world
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Who is Sodium Lauryl Sulfate and why is she in my toothpaste? 😡🤬😡

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  • That stuff can cause canker sores. I switched to SLS free toothpaste and dont get them anymore.

    • They don't get it. They think we are A holes. And they are right

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  • My wife says i have uniquely prepared her to substitute teach 7-8th graders.

    I am proud of this achievement.

    • Trump privately complains about Amy Coney Barrett and other Supreme Court justices he nominated

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  • Ironically it means his picks were actually a little bit decent because they are willing to stand up to him and for the law, even if its just a little bit. Still shitty but a very tiny bit decent.

    • Yummy

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  • I would eat the shit putta them brownie turds.

    • What is the oldest thing you own that you still use daily?

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  • A classic to be sure!

    • There's a noticable influx of trans kids in my job. Are there any topics I should avoid or considerations I should take into account when training them?

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  • I like this idea and will do my best to put it to work. Shut that shit down. Thank you.

    • What is the oldest thing you own that you still use daily?

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  • My absolute favorite! And a good pickup on your side. Gem gang represent.

    • What is the oldest thing you own that you still use daily?

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  • Safety single edge. The only razor I’ve ever been comfortable with.

    • What is the oldest thing you own that you still use daily?

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  • My razor is from 1912.

    • You Can’t Make an Omelette without Exploding Several Billion Dollars’ Worth of Eggs

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  • Cant even wear a fucking hat lookin-ass.

    • Is every memecoin just a scam? Experts on whether Andrew Tate and Trump are fleecing their followers

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  • One word article: Yes

    • RFK Jr’s ‘MAHA’ report found to contain citations to nonexistent studies

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  • Stupid as shit, these fuckers.

    • RFK Jr’s ‘MAHA’ report found to contain citations to nonexistent studies

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  • Check for the — emdash.

    • China condemns US decision to revoke student visas

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  • Little marco has become astonishingly evil. I didnt think he had it in him, but there ya go.

    • Trump says he's not 'chickening out' on trade: 'It's called negotiation'

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  • TACO: Trump Always Chickens Out

    • Trump demands Harvard students' info: 'We want those names'

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  • All that plus butthurt.

    • What is something only old people say?

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  • My dad called rootbeer floats “boston coolers” and called BigBoy’s restaurants “Manners”

    Im trying to keep boston coolers alive.

    • What is something only old people say?

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  • Whatever you think is an old person. Im trying to figure out if i say these things.

    • US popularity collapses worldwide in wake of Trump’s return

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  • We are truly the cringiest.

    • I remember a time when 1986 was only a few selections down.

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