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Kalkaline
Kalkaline @ Kalkaline @leminal.space
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That door must be very heavy

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  • Texas just changed that.

    • How do you fit an elephant in a refrigerator?

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  • 🚀the joke

    🤷 Me

    • Choice

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  • So don't participate in the system, got it. Just stay home and give up on Democracy.

    • Us politics

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  • This isn't a science meme

    • UPDATE: Here is the final design of the Humorless Toaster, that this wonderful community helped me pick yesterday! (Needless to say one of the previous versions was unintentionally problematic)

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  • Yeah, way better

    • People who pirated in the late 90s and early 00s what is the most dramatic change from then till now? And if you had the power what would you bring back?

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  • I really miss the original Napster. I got so many good songs off of there. Now I really don't know where to find new music that I'm going to like. I feel like I've listed to most of the stuff out there (even though I know that's impossible), or it's just not a unique sound. Everything just seems to blend together even on a "discovery" mix seeded with artists I don't listen to much.

    • Right-wing influencers say they were dupes in an alleged Russian influence operation. They’re keeping their millions, for now

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  • How newly rich are we talking?

    • Help me to settle on a face design for the character I've just added to my game, called The Humorless Toaster. (It's only here to make toast, not listen to your nonsense.)

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  • Yeah you got the mustache in that realm. I don't think it was intentional, but Hitler really did ruin the shortened mustache look.

    • PokĂ©mon

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  • They are markers of who belongs and who doesn't in the corporate environment. Ties tell me that you love bureaucracy and meetings but hate real work. You can't do real work in a tie and if you do, your tie is pretty gross.

    • MAGA is straight up losing it after Taylor Swift’s Harris endorsement

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  • You get the perfect sized everything in heaven.

    • Why Have Most People Stopped Wearing Hats?

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  • Most people aren't bald.

    • PokĂ©mon GO was an intelligence tool, claims Belarus • The Register

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  • Even now they have tools like Scaniverse that create 3D stitches of the space around you that they've incorporated into the game. And yeah, Ingress was and is a better game, even if the new UI is annoying.

    • MAGA is straight up losing it after Taylor Swift’s Harris endorsement

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  • Yep, we can make them go away by showing up and doing the minimum necessary to keep our democracy functional.

    • MAGA is straight up losing it after Taylor Swift’s Harris endorsement

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  • I didn't know we were doing genital checks at the Pearly Gates, God is a weirdo.

    • Wild times in a wild world

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  • You could potentially find the residences of the hijackers and just murder them.

    • What movie have you rewatched the most?

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  • It's probably Don't Tell Mom the Babysitter's Dead or Wayne's World those were on replay for much of my childhood into my teens.

    • Wild times in a wild world

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    • Wild times in a wild world

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  • With prior knowledge of the event and 2 weeks head start? You could do so much including the drastic actions that would result in less lives lost.

    • House Speaker Johnson pulls government funding bill after GOP support collapses

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  • No kink shaming, unless that's your kink.

    • ice breaker

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  • I used to be friends with a guy that would introduce himself and then ask where he might score some meth.