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  • theoretically you have to be eligible for the position of president in order to be vice president.

    Then again, you theoretically couldn't be president after attempting to stage a coup but yk anything goes these days.

  • There's a Teflon generation in there somewhere

  • Lol🥴

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  • Quitter talk

  • Please God please ill never play Fortnite again just give us a SteamOS download.

  • "Congratulations, you've made it past the tutorial!"

  • Have you seen the foods we consume?

  • Staying up till 3am playing Terraria w/ friends

  • The Second Dream quest from Warframe

  • Hell, he can be a criminal and still win the popular vote!

  • Jerkoff

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  • Didn't captain America literally become a fugitive of the state

  • Idk if it was the first but I stole a bunch of pens from one of my teachers after i found out she was fired.

  • I add it because I'm always 99.99% sure I'm right but like I'm not gonna be the asshole confidently spreading misinformation.

    Except for the few times I didn't add it and ended up being wrong.

  • Fame

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  • Hey yk Einstein allegedly got hella bitches so it's not out of the realm of possibility

  • Jerkoff

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  • Yes because the CIA definitely cares about LGBTQ rights

    I get the joke but c'mon they definitely don't.

  • Sometimes a Culver's cold custard just hits different.

    Especially hits your wallet that shit makes burger king look like it's still the 70s.

  • Grandma knows what it like

  • Hard to say because different pastas are made for different uses, and might not work as well if used for other things.

    But if I had to pick one I'd say Angel hair. It's just too thin and it makes me uncomfortable.

  • Nintendo @lemmy.world

    Looking for a pro controller/handheld option. All suggestions appreciated.

    Asklemmy @lemmy.ml

    What is the best style electrical outlet?

    Lemmy @lemmy.ml

    Is there a community for finding communities?

    Asklemmy @lemmy.ml

    Who, in your opinion, is the Best/Worst person to ever exist?

    Memes @lemmy.ml

    Someone should paste this in Tiananmen Square

    Ask Lemmy @lemmy.world

    Who is the cruelest fictional villain?

    No Stupid Questions @lemmy.world

    Is it unethical to troll arrogant people?

    Showerthoughts @lemmy.world

    Why the fuck do cars still have analog speedometers? Surely digital ones would be more accurate and much easier to read without looking away from the road for too long.

    camping @sh.itjust.works

    Trouble with my camp stove.