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JusticeForPorygon @ JusticeForPorygon @lemmy.blahaj.zone
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NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE

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  • mmmm, no, very mammalian

    • An oldie but a goodie

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    • Hey Lemmy! Who ya voting for to be the new pope?

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  • Bill Burr would be pretty funny I think

    • Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem’s bag, including $3,000 in cash, is stolen from DC restaurant

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  • When they catch the thief they'll take them out back and shoot them

    Like a dog.

    • I will not go quietly

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  • Some foods just shouldn't be all you can eat.

    • Anyone try storing your farts in jars and inhaling them when you need them? What's it like?

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  • Brb I gotta gouge my eyes out

    • Whistleblower Accuses DOGE of Letting Russians Access Government Accounts in Shocking Security Breach

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  • This just in: DOGE Whistleblower dead from undiagnosed peanut allergy

    • Rule

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  • Pretends to fast during the day

    Still partakes in feast at sundown

    Profit

    • Meta announces always online DRM for all existing and future Quest VR devices

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  • Still waiting for valve to do an all in one headset

    • Set photo of what appears to be [SPOILER] and [SPOILER] on the set of "Avengers: Doomsday"

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  • Yes

    • GOP senator says he was joking when he floated using violence against journalists

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  • Tike to start joking about using violence against politicians i guess

    • What must his life be like?

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  • Danny DeVito

    • The 🌕

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  • THE SCAR IS NOT ON THE WRONG SIDE!

    • Trump says he doesn't want stocks to go down, 'but sometimes you have to take medicine'

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  • The medicine is thalidomide

    • The 🌕

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  • That's rough, buddy.

    • ‘What was their crime?’ Families tell of shock over IDF killing of Gaza paramedics

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  • Silly paramedics everyone knows helping brown people is against international law

    • Photos: Nationwide Protests Against Trump and Musk

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  • God damnit i forgot about that and spent the day writing bad code

    • TIL former director of NASA said the Shuttle is what kept us from being on Mars

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  • Yeah i'd believe that. The more i read about the shuttle program the more it seems we were sending people to space in giant metal sarcophagi seemingly held together in duct tape.

    Not that reusable spacecraft wasn't a marvel of engineering, but it quickly becomes apparent that NASA was missing out on the funding they had back during the Race.

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  • Lets go pancakes at 8pm

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  • Just as the good Lord intended