Justas🇱🇹 @ Justas @sh.itjust.works

Lithuanian 30+ year-old shitposter who works as a programmer.

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I was always surprised how getting away from a crime scene with a bicycle isn't more popular. It's faster and easier than running and you can use paths that cars can't easily get to.

I wonder if his death will be covered by insurance.

When your coup hardly lasts longer than a video about how to coup a country.

Primus sucks

When you're playing against a weak opponent, but they know the cheat codes.

I got blood in my gas tank, bones in my steel I eat California condor for my Thanksgiving meal I'm the last superpower, I'm a son of a loaded gun Cuz I'm Rapscallion

Yesterday my wife was about to mop the floor and she typically puts the cat inside a wardrobe. The cat fought extremely hard this time and left a massive gash on her hand.

The cat was caught in a Catch and Release program and clipped ear is a sign of her being sterilized.

Now that's television!

To be honest it was probably an attempt to appear as a legitimate European country instead of a gang of savages that the Teutons were trying to paint them as.

Palemonid Gediminid connection is not only a myth, it's also kinda silly.

In Lithuanian one (they called it the Aquarium, but the idea was the same) two people fucked under the sheets and they broadcasted that on TV, causing massive uproar because apparently the audience wasn't really ready for that.

I think Denmark should grow some balls and restrict access to Kattegat for Russian and Russia-bound vessels.

It's Eternal September all over again.

Permian Triassic extinction event is the one most similar to current situation.

The level of atmospheric carbon dioxide rose from around 400 ppm to 2,500 ppm with approximately 3,900 to 12,000 gigatonnes of carbon being added to the ocean-atmosphere system during this period.[22] Several other contributing factors have been proposed, including the emission of carbon dioxide from the burning of oil and coal deposits ignited by the eruptions;[27][28] emissions of methane from the gasification of methane clathrates;[29] emissions of methane by novel methanogenic microorganisms nourished by minerals dispersed in the eruptions;

I think that the video used in this clip provides a very good contrast to what she is saying.

At this point, I think aliens would do a better job.

I sometimes catch my Motorola doing that at night, sometimes it even updates.

Yo momma's lips are so loose, she leaks government secrets.

Yes, but how many of them started shooting?