Justas🇱🇹 @ Justas @sh.itjust.works

Lithuanian 30+ year-old shitposter who works as a programmer.

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There once was a post on the Onion about a caricature of Christian, Judaist, Hindu and Buddhist gods having an orgy and no believers wishing death upon the author, but sighing and closing the tab instead.

There should be some kind of club "called transgender by people I criticised".

My wife has a couple of friends who are decent people but can't find anyone they would want to date.

I also have a female neighbour who looks 20 years older than she really is, smokes like a chimney, drinks like a dam and has different men knock at her door at different hours of the same day.

It's like attractiveness, lifestyle and personality don't matter when it comes to attracting mates.

Hence, the edgelords, not regular pro free speech people.

Yeah, I have seen some pictures where they wore them on their waist too.

I own a Motorola g82 and it's still a decent phone.

Yes, I know how free speech used to be a left-wing issue (e.g. Playboy against religious groups that wanted to ban it) before the world got weird.

When men catch a cold and get weak it's because of testosterone. Testosterone weakens the immune system and the more you have of it, the weaker you get. The evolutionary psychology explanation of why men who have a lot of testosterone still exist is that if a woman meets a man with high testosterone and he managed to stay alive, he must be very strong to survive his diseases.

I barely talk to them and they are my family...

JDV is going to lose Trump the election and will pretend that he did it on purpose two years later.

Introduce the Hinter from Cultist Simulator lore just to mess with your players:

The Hinter are most comfortable behind. Behind the scenes, behind the mirrors, behind you. They can slide under doors and can kill with glass, but they cannot survive the gaze of a living mortal.

Grill London

"Show mercy not punish."?

They've been eating Paradox's lunch for a while now.

Surprise Anschluss

The one with "No speed limits" doesn't mean that you can go 200 in a 90, it just means that previous speed signs no longer apply. So if you had a speed sign of 70 in a road that typically allows to go 90, you can do 90 again.

"Of the 12 apostles, 18 of them are buried in Spain."

Soup with a fork in it that said something like "It's one of those days." or something like that. It wasn't good because neither was I.

Also, shower water

And plant water

Freshly washed fruits and vegetables