Jon_Servo @ Jon_Servo @lemmy.world

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The downside: You have to shit them yourself.

They do? Oh... oh, I might need therapy.

Get yer doggone hands out ya friggin pockets howcopy

If you said that out loud, would you have said, "lifelong Mizzuran"?

Does anybody ewse feew wike having a giggiw when I say the name... Biggus Dickus?

I keep a little bottle of tanning lotion under my pillow for the Tanman in case he comes to town.

It's never been this easy to see the clear, concise evidence presented on a silver platter.

Played so much Assassin's Creed, I too wanted to jump off the top of a building.

Strange way to call yourself out, but you do you.

OH THE HUMANITY

Not with that attitude.

Good old finger-wagging to wash their hands of atrocities. "Hey man, we told them not to do it."

The self-licking boot.

I agree. Let's try.

That c'mon get with the program.

This has to be a caricature. For my mental health at the very least.

I like them already. They can come over anytime. Maybe we'll have a pizza together.

#A VEGAN PIZZA

It's the inability to see the forest for the trees. We were raised in a capitalist economic system, as were all of our past family members. The failings of capitalism appear to be the failings of human nature. In reality, meta analysis of multiple studies on human greed show that people will be inherently more kind to each other than be cruel. Quick search will bring up many articles on these studies. Plus, exchanges in material goods within communities where money hadn't been invented would show that people didn't barter, they gave their goods away to their neighbors, and the good deed would be remembered and reciprocated in times of need. You can look up "Gift Economy" in Wikipedia.

Christ...