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JoeyHarrington @ JoeyHarrington @lemmy.ca
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Regain Control in my ass

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  • Wish you were here

    • My wife has an iPhone. I have a Samsung S23. Why do videos she texts me look like super low res shit?? Can iPhones not text videos?

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  • Welcome to 2008, apple

    • JD Vance says he laments that school shootings are a 'fact of life' and calls for better security

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  • Guns have more rights than our children

    • "It's better to piss in the sink than to sink in the piss"

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  • No the farts actually assist with urine release from the urethra. It's healthy.

    • Who would win, all the lions or all the bees?

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  • Not football

    • Who would win, all the lions or all the bees?

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  • but your reply has zero to do with Bees v Lions.

    That's what you think

    • Are You Sure Your House Is Worth That Much? Climate risk is still not being priced into American homeownership.

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  • Buy it and expand your lot size

    • Bill Clinton, 78, takes shot at Donald Trump’s age during DNC speech: ‘I’m still younger’

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  • Clinton was the young charming candidate kind of like Obama

    • Harris to endorse protections for renters and removal of key tax benefits for Wall St. investors buying homes

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  • Lol read the article for answers to your question

    • Putin pulls units out of Ukraine to defend Russia, Kyiv says

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    • I think she over thought it...

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    • The world continues to underestimate you

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  • I heard the same joke decades ago. Still funny

    • well if you look at it that way

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  • So you're saying there's 16 inches between each marking? Oh my God! checkmate atheists

    • Are the Clintons back? Bill and Hillary’s daughter Chelsea could be angling for a spot in the Harris administration

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  • What's the difference between a million dollars and a billion dollars?

    About a billion dollars.

    • What is this? (Its OC!)

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  • You might want to upgrade to an ssd

    • How did you find your significant other?

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  • Met on irc a hundred years ago. Moved to a different state to be together. Got married, had kids, still together livin' the dream. No regerts. Ragerts. Whatever.

    • Donald Trump doubles down on plans to dodge next presidential debate

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  • When he was just semen.

    You really missed out there.

    • A new sign for I-95 misspelled ‘Central.’ PennDot hid it under a black cloak.

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  • Ermahgerd!

    • What everyone gets wrong about the 2015 Ashley Madison scandal

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  • I'd totally watch their Ted Talk

    • Singer sues hospital, says staff thought he was mentally ill and wasn't member of Four Tops

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  • You get a $25 gift card to Joe's Discount Espresso stand