JoShmoe @ JoShmoe @ani.social

there’s a reason why i’m not intimidated

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You can’t make this shit up.

Trying to build a business from scratch has alot of these cycles, and back to back.

All of maga would default to aliens

Dude you’re almost thirty!

Don’t forget the secret messages you get from playing the whole album backwards at x4 speed.

How generous of you to provide so much science.

Now those tesla drivers will never know how dangerous these vehicles are. Or how lifesaving their subscriptions would have been.

Practice your tea-bagging skills first.

It’s literally for science, considering the opposition.

not see what

Took me awhile to get it

Everyday I wake up, I make a conscious decision. Do I smile and make a positive effort to my fellow neighbor, or do I nazi?

You failed didn’t you? Be honest

This has already been done by politicians and continues to this day

Now watch me land this kickflip across the gap!

I canceled all my insurances after a game of poker. They were all too high risk.

These are caltrops. Ancient roman invention used to sabotage and impede enemy forces. Yup these are absolutely caltrops.

So we’d build up everything using our own shit?

Most logical.

What if the guy had to pee?

Yeah dude