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JoShmoe @ JoShmoe @ani.social
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True dedication

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  • This is an allegory.

    • Is it time to stop?

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  • But its the magical moments like these that keep me scrolling. That and my potty break what else am I going to do?

    • Ham toilet

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  • My peace is gone.

    • Pete Hegseth’s Personal Signal Chat Phone Number Is All Over the Internet

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  • DODumbfucks

    • Pete Hegseth’s Personal Signal Chat Phone Number Is All Over the Internet

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  • Trump: Hilary Clinton!

    • They have to be stopped

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  • Its the one attack we can’t stop.

    • Love me a Legume Garlic BLT

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  • I don’t think it’s clear enough that you know your trans portation. Should fetish harder next time.

    • Zen

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  • Teach me 🤲🏽

    • Eye wash 👀

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  • I hate to break this to you, but this doesn’t meet any criteria. It just looks dumb. Good try though.

    • Eye wash 👀

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  • Hmmm so googley eyes on a gun?

    • Judge orders Trump administration to restore Voice of America

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  • Maybe the Hill just doesn’t like the Fediverse.

    • Judge orders Trump administration to restore Voice of America

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  • A redacted link within 25 minutes after being shared?

    • He has risen

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  • “Senior Jesus” is how she would say that.

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  • Honestly since when was providing ANYMORE of anything even necessary.

    • The fastest bicycle in history is the stationary bike on the ISS.

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  • This is one of those gotcha moments, but it’s intentionally misleading. Any bicycle can “become” the fastest bicycle in history under these conditions. However there isn’t a single bicycle, motorized or not that can reach that speed on its own. Not without becoming something else altogether. I honestly feel like I wasted my one minute of typing this. Congratulations.

    • I do this all the time when both my hands are full and I'm a bit excited in my pants

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  • OMG Brad it was one time, and I was on adderoll!

    • Elon Musk Rage Quits Livestream After Being Cyberbullied by Gamers

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  • cyber retaliation

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  • Hadn’t crossed the border yet. drum roll

    • Simply nice

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  • My folks just give up the moment they suspect they have use anything that isn’t windows. I’m amazed I was even able to get them to trade word for google docs.

    • YouTube age gating an Onion video

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  • I suspect this is satire but in case its not. Its not the children themselves that are paying, its the parent that pays for whatever their critters demand.