Dio goes on a rant about how he manipulated Jojo into accidentally shitting himself in front of his first date in years.
Coworker: Hey Abby, we noticed you’ve acting strange lately and we’re all concerned. Abby: I’ll pay you thirty thousand each to drop this.
NASA wanted to shoot astronauts into space? Like going from 0 to 800+ mph in an instant type of shoot?
My fellow Americans. As a young boy, I dreamed of being a baseball. But tonight I say, we must move forward, not backward; upward, not forward; and always twirling, twirling, twirling towards freedom!
Thank god you posted this, otherwise I’d be stuck masturbating furiously trying to solve the original.
Cat: I’ll be eating all these and shitting myself to death in that chair while you’re balls deep in the mrs. just fyi.
Dogs start barking at something