Jo Miran @ JoMiran @lemmy.ml

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Whomever you revive has all the capabilities their physical body can manage, but they never stopped decomposing after death and they are still decomposing. You could revive a skeleton, but they wouldn't do anything given that they have no flesh or brain, so it would just lay there being calcium. The injuries that killed them would still be present and they'd be in pain from the injury and decomposition, so there's that. Better hope they weren't embalmed.

Achieved like bats fly. Your arms and fingers have been transformed into wings.

Also, you aren't invulnerable so if you punch a wall you'll still break your hands.

This is an interesting side effect.

• Every time they sneeze they break multiple bones.
• If you push too hard during pooping you'll blow out your ass and/or cause internal organ damage.
• Chewing could easily crush your teeth and break your jaw
• If a guy, don't even think about masturbation. If you do manage it with the use of a device independent of your super strength, the ejaculation would still shoot out of you like a rail gun, destroying anything in its path and blowing out your penis.

The list can go on and on. That power is a fucking nightmare.

The ultimate multi-task. I assume that I'd have to manage cell division too. Wild to think about how little we are actually in charge of within ourselves.

If I can control my body at the molecular level, then I can control the chemical reactions in charge of emotions and fatigue. Depression, stress, burnout? Just turn that shit off.

Complete and total control over my own body down to the molecular level.

The requirement to pass is only a 2/3 majority. $5b might be enough.

Bribe politicians to add a constitutional amendment for a mandatory 30% minimum tax to gross income over $1M and assets/holdings over $1B.

For certain. I hope nobody thinks I'm dismissing this awesome move. I just wanted to know how much each individual got.

I used the numbers from their financial disclosure. I have no idea where the article got its information.

The stat I found was 2950 employees world wide as of June 2024.

I did the math. If headcount didn't change in the last 12 months then the bonus each employee will receive will be ~$9152.54.

My guess: Guys don't give a fuck about who looks better. They will cheat on you with anyone, even if there is no perceivable difference between you and who they are cheating with. The point of cheating is to cheat.

That's not the "flying car" anyone envisioned or wanted. That's just an airplane but a lot shittier.

The community shouldn't have been born, that's for certain.

Its been almost 48 hours since the article was published.

At the moment I am hard pressed to think of a minor character who's story arc has hit me as hard as My Hero Academia's Jin Bubaigawara, also known as Twice. It's probably because I wasn't paying attention to him, his screw ups, and how those mistakes must have been affecting him. Selfless through and through.

Sad man's parade.