Jimbabwe @ Jimbabwe @lemmy.world

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2 yr. ago

I dunno what that other guy is smoking, I appreciated the level-headed perspective your explanation offered.

Y’all are describing me with astounding accuracy, hah!

Moved from big city to small nearby city for the garden, work from home, no cable or fiber internet, so gotta rely on Starlon Lusk

The fun is just starting. Only a matter of time until the glaciers melt even more and release untold hell upon us!

The “joke” is that it’s an issue that people feel compelled to comment on, but the sleeping person can’t. Predictably, most people are blowing straight past this and commenting their opinions, but most of the other replies are joking or whimsical. Yours is straightforward no-nonsense. If I had to guess, I’d say that’s why you’re being singled out.

Unfortunately I’m not young enough to pull this off anymore, but back in my early 20’s I would engage in some light identity theft for the purposes of free luxury golfing. I have two rich uncles who are both avid golfers and both members of a ridiculously expensive country club in the city where we live. They also both have sons, and the club benefits extend to all minor children. So, I’d pretend to be my 17yo cousin and with my other cousin (who was only lying about his age, not who he was), we’d regularly hit the links. For non-members, the typical price for a round of golf was like $200

Never start a machined bolt/nut with your electric drill. Start it by hand first.

In a perfect world, they keep right on marching to the kremlin, shoot Putin in the head, turn around and walk home to Ukraine without any more death or suffering

With a splash of “that’s not a knife.. THIS is a knife”

There’s something inherently satisfying about the oppressed/harassed/accosted person who whips out a bigger stick and shuts that shit down.

Unrelated to the story, but that dune buggy/atv thing in the thumbnail looks fun as hell

I’m not usually this petty, but… haha, get fucked

The cars are actually great, unfortunately

No

lol imagine having an invaluable resource like users that engage and actually give a shit and then sitting around in a high rise board meeting discussion where in you tap your fingers together capitalistically and discuss all the ways you can press, milk, squeeeeeeze every last drop of value of these poor saps. Lemmy for life! Long live the .. lemming? Whatever it is. I love y’all. 😘😘😘😘

Wow, I’m just learning about this guy, but based on what I’ve read so far (this post and others), I couldn’t be happier.

Well they were all tubing down the river. Hard to be packing heat in your swim trunks and rented inner tube.

Is fondant a cake?

Gedanken, fiction, satire, being a silly goose, just joshin around.. call it what you want. Lol, sure, even delusion if you really want. A brief respite from the burden of reality was always the point.

That’s why I said “In my head canon..” I know it’s not true, and I’m not pretending it is. It’s satire.