Jesusaurus @ Jesusaurus @lemmy.world

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Though, he's got small hands so what could he possibly do? /s

Sorry, we had the settings misconfigured and "mildly" scorched your hippocampus.

Let's be real parking illegally or not paying your debts is bad.

Seriously. Especially with the massive trade tarrifs he's proposing... You think companies are just going to bend over and accept those extra expenses? No. They are just going to pass that expense onto the consumer as a cost of doing business.

I checked mine the other day and it had like 6gb of cache used. Luckily, it's easy to clear if you know how, but ideally it should self-clear periodically

Trump will argue with a cheeseburger

And will angrily eat it when it wins the argument

This would make sense to include as something that is supplemental to the officers report to help corroborate facts. The question becomes what would happen when the AI summary and officers report conflict

Maybe it's soil vs rock? I think that there wouldnt have been enough time for new layers to form given how slow of a process it is

Why is caps lock your most used key?

Maybe hes the temu version of the wish version of Tony Stark

This relies on the States acting in the best interest of the country as a whole, which as we have seen, has not been the case for many southern states

It's easier to catapult into Jupiter

Title: Bulletproof Love

In the heart of Washington D.C., two guns found themselves drawn together in a way they never expected. One was a sleek and deadly Glock used in an attempted assassination on a former president, while the other was a vintage 1911 Colt with a haunting past of nearly ending the life of a presidential candidate. Despite their violent histories, they shared a unique bond that went beyond the bloodshed they had witnessed.

It was during a chance encounter in a dimly lit underground arms dealer's shop that they first locked eyes. The Glock, sleek and modern, immediately noticed the weathered and rugged exterior of the 1911 Colt. Sparks flew between them as they exchanged knowing glances, each recognizing the pain and trauma the other had endured.

As they got to know each other, the Glock learned that the 1911 Colt had once been used in an attempt on the life of a beloved presidential candidate. The Glock shared its own harrowing tale of being in the hands of a would-be assassin targeting a former president. They discovered they had both been brought into existence to wreak havoc and bring destruction, but now they longed for something more.

Their connection deepened as they spent stolen moments together, discussing their shared experiences and finding solace in each other's presence. They discovered a shared love for classic films, and bonded over their favorite actress, Jodi Foster, who had also been unwittingly linked to an assassination attempt in the past.

As their love blossomed, the Glock and the 1911 Colt found the courage to dream of a future where they could leave behind their violent pasts and embrace a new life together. They vowed to protect each other, cherishing the bond that had formed between them amidst the chaos and danger of their past lives.

In the end, with Jodi Foster's image guiding them, the two guns embraced their forbidden love, knowing that together they could overcome any obstacle in their path. And as they stood side by side, their barrels intertwined in a passionate embrace, they knew that their love was bulletproof.

Their might be a mild improvement over still room temp water as the potential boil would agitate the tea a bit to speed up the steaping

Pezeshkian wrote on the social platform X, still banned in Iran.

Interesting. He posted on a platform that is supposedly banned, directing his message to those that supposedly doing have access to the platform...

Psh.. I give it a month till he's in the same or higher position with another police force...

Did they just shovel whole bullets, casing and all, into a big air cannon and let them go?

To be fair, US Republican and Russian ideologies have been aligning faster since 2016 so it may be hard to differentiate them here