JesusSon @ JesusSon @lemmy.world

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And I want Nancy investigated for insider trading...unfortunately, that bag of dicks will probably get her wish before I get mine.

Hopefully, he gets the full Mussolini treatment. They will have to find an Exxon station since Esso changed its name in the 70s.

Murder! Suicide! Insanity!

If Trump's lawyers jerk Pecker around enough he might get tired and go soft on them in his testimony.

So, would it would be safe to say Donald Trump loves Pecker?

"Watch this, imma fuck with Putin real quick."

You are thinking of Dan Patrick, he is the Lt. Governor making him the 2nd biggest cunt in Texas right behind Abbot but ahead of Paxton and Cruz. Though, one could argue that the biggest piece of shit stuck to the bottom of Texas's shoe is Paxton I prefer to lump all 4 in the same bag of dicks.

You should probably set an alarm if you have shit to do.

Oh no another warning, I bet he is crying spray tan all over his my pillow tonight boy I tell ya.

That's right baby feed the machine.

I am pro slut bro no doubt, everyone loves the girl that whips em out.

Dropping tops and grabbing cocks man, everyone needs one of those ladies in their group.

Got to feed the machine

As the old folk used to say "Birds of a feather all shit down our backs together."