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  • Danm it. I just made one like this....

    Didn't look back far enough, 15hrs ago.

  • Is there a mosquito inside it? You could start Jurassic park.

  • And they'll double down saying what the last one left said "it's ok,they're in heaven now".

    Brainwashed the kid into thinking that thier siblings are in heaven and not just in a fucking hole in the ground.

  • I just love the way he delivers it. I'm typically not so bold...

  • I quoted James Earl Jones in Coming to America, "LET THEM WAIT!".

  • "watches in silent concern"? She looks as high as him, to me. Rocking back and forth...

  • I smoke about a half a pack a day and feel like a dick for it. I'd like to quit, but i don't want to.

  • My bad, you're right. I just don't need one sooo....

  • Is this along the same line as a poop spoon? Or is it just a fancy toilet?

  • As a cook, I once had a server come back to the kitchen and said the customer complained that thier omelet was "too hot"...

  • Got his water bottle in a strategic place...

  • I was too afraid to ask, thanks..

  • Dang, thought this might bee a video...

  • I saw it more like some Transformers. Like how you have to pull thier legs out to move them.

  • I like how he's got his hands on his hips. Power move!

  • Why did you line them up this way? Five and six, all the rest are from shortest to longest.

  • Our fucking president throws a hissy every "though" question, wait "nasty" question. Starts to insult the reporter and dodges the question in the end. Or just giving a nonsensical answer.

    Relies on catchphrases on his socials for support.

    What a fucking joke.