Jax @ Jax @sh.itjust.works

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from my, apparently, dipshit friend (no, this is not the only stupid thing he's done).

Reading comprehension is hard. I get it.

Imagine changing your perspective based on new evidence? That really couldn't be you.

And the DA is wrong for saying that, alongside the reporter for not correcting them.

You sound like the type of person Brandolini's Law is based on.

Of course. Sex is, however, the primary way our species makes babies.

Plus, the juices don't just disappear - lots of delicate equipment in a sealed pod within a vacuum.

It's also just stupid, the man is a billionaire and will quite literally dab his tears with the billions he will still have in Dubai or some shit. It's fucking theatre and I've been waiting for decades for these dipshits to figure it out.

Yes that's the problem, he doesn't know a lot of things. He also doesn't seem very keen on learning them.

He's young, so I still have hope for him but god damnit he's stupid and a potential hazard apparently.

Yet he's still working on making the DOGE cuts permanent, with not a single message about reversing them.

Lip service, why would I expect anything else?

Yeah, you've definitely seen some shit.

There probably should be, gravity is necessary for healthy foetal development.

Holy fuck I did not know about Overwolf. That's the last time I download something from my, apparently, dipshit friend (no, this is not the only stupid thing he's done).

Looks like a class action lawsuit involving the people of California and the Feds.

Sounds like you're fine with watching others get hurt as long as it isn't you.

'I can think of many better uses for the metals in that watch.'

Well shit, looks like I found another exception - I also found my girlfriend in an odd place online. Good for you :), genuinely.

I, too, believed in Santa Claus for far too long.

Ah, ok. Yeah my understanding was they would short stocks that were likely to decrease in value down the line and that they chose stocks like GS or BB&B because it was unlikely for something like the wallstreetbets shenanigans to happen (emphasis on unlikely).

Again, I'm not interested in shorting. I feel like I need to emphasize that lol.

This is why I stopped being Christian. I recognized that whatever good in me would be forever obscured if I used God as a shroud, and I was 100% prone to simply saying 'sorry God, nbd yeah?' .

It's also the reason I just don't trust Christians or Christian knockoffs (Mormons). You can't.

Why?

I don't think anyone goes on Grindr to find true love. Same with Tinder.

Copyright law is messy. Thank you for the elaboration.

But is that it? Isn't shorting entirely speculative and based on whether anyone is actually watching the stock closely? To my understanding, that was the reason VC firms chose businesses like Gamestop and BB&B to short. Am I wrong about this?