not lye and vinegar, they cancel each other out, lye or vinegar. Youre as fucking facetious as a politician, and about as bright. Even if listed as a ph adjuster, that doesn't change what sodium hydroxide is or does, unless there's a strong acid (hint...there ain't)
Oh wait, we aren't doing "no lye in it" now? Huh. THE REASON THEY USE IT ON THE DUCKS IS BECAUSE OF THE LYE THAT MAKES IT EFFECTIVE AGAINST OIL TO THAT DEGREE. Now consider what your seasoning is made of.
cast iron is basically steel, but has it's own name because it's brittle. roughly between half a percent to 3 percent carbon (among other things) is the base of many steels. "cast iron" is about 4 percent carbon and pretty much no ductility
no. Teflon pans are just the worst. silicone utensils only and never turn the burner over half or your budgie dies. BTW your theory about oil coating is idiocy.
She hates idiots too,