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Jakdracula @ Jakdracula @lemmy.world
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Mum urges vaccine push and shares how son died after catching measles

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  • Which god? There’s so many, how do you keep them all straight. Apollo? Zeus? It’s Ra, isn’t it? I bet you’re talking about Ra!

    • A time traveller comes back from 50 years in the future. You have 3 hours with them. What do you do?

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  • People in time travel movies always talk about going back in time and accidentally changing one small thing that reverberates into an immensely large change today. In real life people never talk about making a small, deliberate, positive change today in their own life timeline for an immense positive change in their future.

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  • Kinda like Black Adder?

    • Oregon State Police hid repeated use of racist slur by supervisor, other misconduct in field office

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    • Chicken soup

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  • Chuck roast.

    • Revealed: far-right figures try to create white nationalist ‘haven’ in Kentucky

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    • AI tools (chat gpt 4)

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  • iPhones can do it through the camera

    • capitalist rule #69420: have sex

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  • Socially UNacceptable:

    “I’m getting hot sticky, messy cream pies deep in me every night, just literally filling my cunt with as much cum as I possibly can.”

    Socially acceptable: “ I’m trying for a baby”.

    • Vintage presidential campaign rule

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  • Dick Nixon before he dicks you.

    • Is fire necessary for a good lighter?

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  • Fire is a chemical reaction. Oily rags and compost can self combust.

    Also, earth is the only known planet where fire can burn.

    • Is it okay to wash hands with body soap?

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  • Do you actually wash your hands? Or, do your hands wash each other and you just watch?

    • George Carlin's thoughts on class structure and the rich

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  • People are scared.

    There are many parts to that AI program that sound exactly like something Carlin would say.

    It’s scary for people to think about.

    • A Proud Boys member who wielded an axe handle during the Capitol riot gets over 4 years in prison

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  • Great news!

    • Pomegranate Chicken and Celery Freekeh Salad

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  • Recipe?

    • George Carlin's thoughts on class structure and the rich

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  • Did you listen?

    • George Carlin's thoughts on class structure and the rich

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    • Welp, here it is: Newly released Epstein Documents Directly Implicate Donald Trump Sexually Assaulting Sex Trafficking Victim

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  • …and they’ll still vote for him.

    • NRA lawyer says gun rights group is defendant and victim at civil trial over leader’s big spending

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  • Fuck the NRA

    • China’s Youth Are Quitting the Rat Race to ‘Let It Rot’

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  • The problem with The Rat race is, even if you win, you’re still a rat.

    • The 15 Best Hard Sci-Fi Movies That Define the Genre

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  • They forgot Annihilation.