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  • The problem with the rat race is that even if you win you’re still a rat.

  • I need that. I burned through most of mine during a 1977 Pink Floyd concert.

  • Where is this live action rendition you speak of?

  • I dunno, but what I do know is that when I was a kid the us flag was red white and blue, not solid blue with the word “trump” on it. It also wasn’t made in China.

  • The sitting president of the United States doing a commercial from the White House for a company headquartered in Puerto Rico - the same Puerto Rico where he tossed rolls of paper towels to people after a hurricane destroyed their country.

  • Same problem as most everyone else really, one month away from homelessness.

  • Yep, it’s the the lime. And: “ The team is now working on commercializing their concrete as a more environmentally friendly alternative to current concretes.”

  • Since hotdogs are just puréed meat stuffed inside an animal intestine, a hotdog doesn’t stop being a hotdog after we eat it. We become the new hotdog.

  • You don’t have to be a full Jew, just Jew ish

  • When he gets out he’ll be 38, young enough to try again.

  • Cool- if you have time, can you distill it down for us into a few bullet points?