Jackhammer_Joe @ Jackhammer_Joe @lemmy.world

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100 million idiots

That's the only correct answer.

Thats a shame… I was planning to rewatch Zombieland and write down all the survival rules…

I've got you bro:
#1: Cardio - When the virus struck, for obvious reasons, the first ones to go were the fatties.
#2: Double Tap - In those moments when you're not sure the undead are really dead dead, don't get all stingy with your bullets.
#3: Beware of Bathrooms - Don't let them catch you with your pants down.
#4: Seatbelts - Fasten your seat belts. It's gonna be a bumpy ride.
#5: No Attachments
#7: Travel Light - And I don't mean just luggage.
#9: With Your Bare Hands
#10: Don't Swing Low
#11: Use Your Foot
#13: Shake It Off
#14: Always Carry a Change of Underwear
#16: Opportunity Knocks
#17: Don't be a Hero - Why don't you take this one?
#17: Be a Hero - Some rules are made to be broken. (Rule updated)
#18: Limber Up - Going down that hill, it is very important.
#19: Break It Up
#20: It's a Marathon, Not a Sprint, Unless It's a Sprint, then Sprint
#22: When in Doubt, Know Your Way Out
#23: Ziploc™ Bags - You got enough problems, moisture shouldn't be one of them.
#24: Use Your Thumbs
#25: Shoot First
#26: A Little Sunscreen Never Hurt Anybody
#27: Incoming!
#28: Double-Knot Your Shoes
#30: Pack Your Stain Stick
#31: Check the Back Seat - No one back there but my duffel bag.
#32: Enjoy the Little Things - I hate to give credit to anyone who looks like Yosemite Sam, but I'm writing it down.
#42: Keep Your Hands to Yourself - It's just polite.
#52: Don't Be Afraid to Ask for Help - Yeah and they ignored rule 52: don't be afraid to ask for help.
#53: Wet Naps

I don't know why, but I think it's funny

tl;dr

Thank you for the insight. In my field of work, companies tend to use Excel exclusively. That's why I want to improve my skills

I plan to do more data analysis, pricing and business cases.

Hell yeah

Japan is Japan

Congratulations! Me too!

Oh shit! They killed another one!

You expect a company to let you keep stuff that they send you wrongly? Let me know which company still has this policy. I need to trick them into sending me some very expensive graphic cards wrongfully

Definitely the Bahamas. With lots of hot babes, sex, drugs and rock 'n roll

Is there a god damn font character for loss??

Obelix

Protip: burn down the world

https://nudify.online/

or one of the 10.000 other sites/apps

In the preview picture, it looks like he has a huge schlong