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Iron Lynx @ Iron_Lynx @lemmy.world
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answer = sum(n) / len(n)

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  • Inb4 AI suggesting to put glue on pizza

    • yarr

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  • "Sure thing, boss!" The Lego minifigs said as they stuck OP into a furnace.

    • Cyberfish

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  • ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNO TOAD CYBER FISH

    • Who cares about gender?! The economy has crashed!!

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  • Why am I hearing this in the voices of Kirito and Asuna from SAO Abridged?

    • Can't argue with that logic

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  • There's a simple reason why you have to make up water mountains to picture the horizon:

    Scale issue.

    • You're not allowed to be lazy on your vacation

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  • Groans* Noon?

    That's so early!

    • "How do I make the no-no thing be a yes-yes thing?!"

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  • Ours.

    Turns out the only fire damage we had in our stash was an enchanted dagger.

    In retrospect, I should have asked for incendiary ammunition. Among the five of us, we had at least three with guns. Or taken a bit of gas for our car to turn into Molotov cocktails. Ah well, it was a oneshot that happened more than a year ago.

    • "How do I make the no-no thing be a yes-yes thing?!"

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  • In a oneshot of Monster Of The Week:

    "Did The OrganisationTM supply us with a flamethrower?"

    • Is anyone else highly concerned with the SCOTUS ruling that the POTUS is immune from criminal liability?

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  • I had "The USA becomes a Failed State" pencilled in my calendar for November, not for July.

    • Legends speak of the one who can master all 4

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  • I AM A DWARF AND I'M DIGGING A HOLE 💪⛏️

    • Legends speak of the one who can master all 4

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  • Tons of !FUN! inbound!

    • It's dessert time, what's your perfect post-dinner treat?

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  • I'm stuck between strawberries with honey, and a few scoops of stracciatella or vanilla chocolate chip ice cream with an espresso poured over it.

    • What do you call a fake noodle?

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  • Nah, that's more of an inappropriate noodle.

    • She thirsty, not hungry

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  • Crossposting across instances is a thing, so go ahead and do just that 👍

    • I'm feeding both wolves fully and it's not enough

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  • Just hold on for a while. If those deer keep at it, at some point the wolves will multiply and become a greater force to control the deer population.

    Unless they're the same sex. In that case, you're shafted.

    • Al-u-min-i-um

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  • What a total dad joke. I'm crossposting.

    • He remains at large

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  • Every sixty seconds, a woman in Britain gives birth. She. Must. Be. Exhausted.

    • What industry secret are you aware of that most people aren't?

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  • The official reason is so that Big G is the default search engine on every install.

    But that may very well just be a smokescreen.

    • TIL that Albert Einstein was a real person!

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  • You had me in the first half, not gonna lie xD

    • You control the children you created (the sims)

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  • Music: pretentious hermit writes metal that's "too grandiose and complex to perform live" (it ends up getting performed live and sells out the venue five times in a single weekend) (Ayreon)

    Game: WHAT'S UP WITH ALL THESE FLYING EYES‽‽‽ (Terraria)