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  • I'm sorry, English speakers, this only works in Dutch.

    But if you insist, a hordeur is a screen door. It's pronounced very similar to hoarder, which is used in Dutch as a loanword.

    This was for the many non-Dutch speakers, y'all can return to your business.

    De rest van deze commentaarsectie is hierbij eigendom verklaard van het Koninkrijk der Nederlanden.

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    Ik kwam laatst een obsessieve verzamelaar van insectenschermen voor in- en uitgangen tegen.

  • Even fairly rural Europeans will consider that to be at least cycling distance.

    I have four supermarkets in a radius of about 500 metres. Not only do I regularly walk, I pretty much buy only what I need for a few days, safe in the knowledge that if I need something now, I can be out & back in under half an hour, also knowing that most supermarkets here are reliably stocked with just what I need.

  • In the defence of some of us, like myself for instance, I live in a country where we can do literally jack shit to affect American political bullcrap, because it's nowhere near America. I'm pretty sure Europeans are excused from having to stay up to date every moment, unless we can force the rest of the world to be continuously in the loop about... idk, whatever crap Geert Wilders is up to right now...

  • If I were in a dramatic mood, I would look at the guy, my fork still in my mouth, put up one finger while putting my fork away, theatrically and exaggeratedly chew my food before swallowing it, equally exaggeratedly, before answering: "You could hardly have picked a worse time to ask that."

  • Or if you're like me and see a thread, be all like "Oh, that could be interesting, I'll check that later," and put your phone away for a few hours, and then, when you finally get to check the thread again, and refresh it just to be up to date, you see it's been permanently deleted...

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    Why is bees' hair sticky?

    Dad Jokes @lemmy.world

    Is this birdcage made out of nickel?

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