I've been to this bridge. It's the Devil's Bridge in Wales.
Here's another angle, ripped from Wikipedia:
The river underneath is insanely deep. Pictures do not do it justice just how much further it goes out of the bottom of this frame. You do not get out of there. That is death.
The bottom-most bridge was built around the 12th century. How the hell they managed to build stuff like this way back then staggers me.
Top middle would definitely be used by an excuse by a moron claiming "The life jackets do nothing! They're just trying to control us by making us wear them!"
Alligator can have the whole house, actually. It's okay, I'll move 👍