🍉 Albert 🍉 @ IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds @lemmy.world

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how dare they send us to do the genocide we support?

don't worry, they'll blame someone else

it's all distractions from other distractions.

how is that bumbling fool get to exist doing endless cockups and somehow ending on top

we used to do that, but have you seen the cost of candy nowadays? who can afford to go around giving candy to children?

what about putting the leader that wants to colonize is neighbor on a cactus?

did superman illegally traffic children across international borders?

better if they start at TF2, who needs a 'first' movie.

please, let the word see that movie

i just want epic dogfights, ideally without US imperialist propaganda

isn't that the plot of "I am legend"? (book, not movie)

cool, calling dibs on the other 250M

i wonder if their biggest issue would be that he's undocumented. can't easily rent, work, have a bank account...

only if he plays it straight, like when he's trying to get an Oscar.

that's real cosmic horror.

needs to be mirrored by the "body character" in a corporate job, being a tiny cell in a larger system he cannot comprehend.

scene, Hitler gets distracted by a bug and falls down the stairs, our MC looks at the camera, taps at his watch, lights swirls, hes in the future, a world now consumed by supernazism, and everything is horrible, time travellers sighs, taps on his watch, goes back to 1940, pushes the bug away before Hitler sees it with intense frustration.

can't believe this is an opinion that even needs mentioning because it's so fucking obvious.

Should we do something to avoid something like this happens again?

a society that somehow needs those obvious statements to be said out loud is a very sick society

great family to represent your state.

time travel comedy about killing Hitler.

but he quickly finds out that no matter what. Hitler gets replaced with someone much more competent resulting in the world being conquered by Nazis.

so he has to go back and protect Hitler from other time travellers, and it ends up Hitler is a complete idiot who can barely keep himself alive so our hero has to save Hitler from Hitler himself.

still need someone to explain me why a chemical that can make people happy has to be illegal.

if there are also very dangerous, I get it. but if the risk is taking a long nap and changing your mind. then why would the government care?

technically still diet