Hugh_Jeggs @ Hugh_Jeggs @lemm.ee

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Didn't "spend" anything, I invested it

There were no sacrifices, only comprimises

Absolutely 100,000% worth it, even after decades

Your question sounds a bit like it came from 4Chan to be honest! Hope everything works out for you :)

Edit - speling

Home internet has unlimited internet

It's not 2002

Well, maybe not in that....one.... country

It's called a "house" and the subscription is "rent"

At least half of men don't wash their hands before leaving a public restroom.

How does this work in the US? I'm assuming with the amount of gigantic pickup trucks and guns, a lot of guys require tweezers and magnifying glasses to find their dicks

Do they wash the tweezers?

I'm still paying for kagi because I hope they succeed, but my god the results are fucking dogshit most of the time, especially if your two languages are French and English but you don't live in NA

Also WTF is the rating at the side of the results? If I put it down is that my rating for that site for any search, or my rating for that site for this particular search?

Can't find the answer to that anywhere

The hot tub effect.

People go on holiday, use a tub and decide they simply must have one at home

Then find out they're just a gigantic pain in the arse that guzzles electric

How frogs sound in french -

"Bonjour"

Are you simply dying to be offended on someone else's behalf darling? Sweety?

Pour yourself a large G&T, poppet, there's a dear

Have they been SLAMMED too?

It's a great word! It basically means "this article is poorly written and not worth your time"

If you make cheese toasties in the microwave a small puppy dies

Can we just aim it at Belgium and all have a jolly good laugh?

It's not like stealing the signs changes who people intend to vote for, either

It's not like putting signs in your garden changes who people intend to vote for either

That's fucking weird guys, honestly 😂

Never seen a vampire that looked like his teeth would shatter if he tried to eat an unripe avocado though

Is that a stauner?

Fun fact - loads of small businesses in Europe will refuse AMEX cards because they deliberately take fucking ages to pay

"I wish he was dead by now" - whoever has to change his diaper

Yep it's great

Hate speech ✖️

Alliteration ✔️

Simple :)

Sorry I stopped reading your comment after four words. Could you condense it to a five second clip with another following on within a secon sorry I forgot what we were talking about

Naw am no, bawbag