Hugh_Jeggs @ Hugh_Jeggs @lemm.ee

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I'm picturing those seizure goats

Dafuq were they burning at the end there?

"Fuck me it's hot today"

"Yeah it's at least four washing machines Celsius bro"

In actual civilised countries, people do think like that, teach their kids to think like that, and call out people who don't respect their environment.

It's a societal problem at your end probably

Weird. Every single link I look at says it's one of the key ingredients

Example with photo of label

https://www.730sagestreet.com/wonder-bread-ingredients/

Yuh but 0°f is like, I dunno, depends if you ask someone in like Sweden or Spain, and like 100°f means it's hot. Unless you're from Bangladesh, man duh, or anywhere else

Just so you know, according the Chambers English dictionary, it is.

Would "shiteroll" have made more sense?

Temperature on the internet is like sitting in a room with a thousand people and 980 of them are talking one intuitive language but 20 of them insist everyone uses theirs because they think it's more intuitive

I wouldn't make fun of Brad

But his brother Jihad however...

I knew a guy called Willy Dick once. And this time I'm not joking

If you're thinking of Liberia you might be wrong

My musical-notation-based jokes are oft overlooked, thanks for the appreciation

Well I accept it

I guarantee if I look up the biggest selling sliced bread in the US, it's got HFCS in it, and I also guarantee you'd say, yeah well nobody eats that

😂

500 downloads and 0 reviews.

I'd rather shite in my own hands then clap

Glad you can still type with your gigantic sausage fingers, old bean

Thinks Brits don't use spices

Calls them tragically misinformed

😂

I love the story of when they played at the Barrow lands in Glasgow, I think. I'm paraphrasing

Bono walks onto the stage and claps really slowly, at 3 second intervals.

After a bit, he says dramatically "Every time I clap my hands, a child in Africa dies"

A bloke in the audience shouts "Stop doing it then you cruel cunt"

This is a great tool -

https://www.summarize.tech/

Not as much of a tool as Brad McChad tho mind