Hugh_Jeggs @ Hugh_Jeggs @lemm.ee

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You should really be replacing stupid with "evil"

That's fucking evil and the cunts should be held accountable for their evil

But yous won't cos you're pussies

Gun owners are literally the most cowardly people on the planet

Yous are scared of your own fucking shadows

"Whatcha scared of, coward?" "Uh, just other cowards is all" 😂

You type well for someone holding their head at 90°

I read the last sentence wrong and thought you were talking about the pope

It's true though, every thread about Windows is full of Linux users saying how you should just use Linux, and others saying they still can't because it still doesn't work properly after all this time. Then you get the Linux users saying "iT jUSt wORks", then posting shit like this demonstrating that it clearly still doesn't

Therein lies the problem. The kind of people who only use a web browser have absolutely no need to use Linux as there are far better options

The kind of people who would like to switch to Linux do far more than just use a web browser, and Linux still doesn't "just work" after all this time

This is like walking into a newsagents and saying "Boo to paid newspapers"

Paywalls are as easy to bypass as it is to steal the newspaper and run away

Oh man, I would happily pay someone lots of money to sort out my digital mess.

Like, I run a business where I do different types of work for multiple properties, some of which is one side of the business, some the other. Some is indoor work at one rate, some is outdoor at another. Some of it is purchases, some is hours etc etc

Fuck me I'd love to find an app that could keep track of all this shit and put it all in one place, from Android where I note it down, to Windows where I do my invoices

It just doesn't exist :(

You say that like it'd be difficult to train an AI to complain when you piss on the toilet seat because they left it down

Dropping one nobody has ever heard but it's amazing -

Jain - Come

Adorable

Oops I Did It Again, but this version

Yes, dear..

"Projection", the Reddit version of I know I am but what are you?!? Lol

Oh come on, half of Japanese cartoons are depicting extremely questionable stuff

You probably haven't noticed because you think it's normal. Probably your parents' fault I dunno

If that's what makes you think wanking yourself to cartoon school kids is ok, then knock yourself out bud

Used to live in Paris and the waiters all thought Americans were hilarious. They treat waitstaff and cleaners like they're beneath them and in France that's a MASSIVE no-no. They're big on equality. The waiters would deliberately wind them up to make them angry.

Hence the British/American belief that everyone in France is rude. I mean the Parisians are, but just especially so to certain people

Bear in mind that Apple phones are the default.

In your country.

Nobody else's.

All these replies and nobody mentioned a kitchen blowtorch?

Do your nuts and a creme brûlée at the same time

Again, how's that helping the woman? Poor lass