HowAbt2morrow @ HowAbt2morrow @futurology.today

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Getting all five fingers in is a solid try. Would’ve gotten extra credit if the thumb was in the correct side.

I’m gonna need some buttons to make sure the pickpockets don’t steal my snickers bar.

We’ll need to include geography too.

Dunk a Shane

Uncanny.

This fucking prick couldn’t read and unluckily could use fire, like a basic caveman.

These guys are doing like the Americans with first flight, first phone call, first recorded conversation, first anything.

Not sure about that detail but I’ve seen three dicks gathered around O’Ryans belt.

I have a rocket science degree and can confirm that this is accurate. And also, it’s no coincidence that large thick solid rockets are shaped like…you know.

It all started with everyone applauding the “Freedom Fries”. Operation Full Stupid was initiated.

And in a country with dogshit standards for HS science. And math. And reading. And history.

Wrong. It’s split into 1/3 and 2/3.

Downvotes for that? Must have been some triggered pre-finger-blasted altered boys.

And if he practiced boxing at some point, he should know how to “rope a dope”.

But you do have to pronounce it in Italian so it’ll probably be Papa Pizzaballahs.

If they pick a dope, you’ll need to help the dope pope cope as a co-pope.

You know they used ChatGPT to pick this new dude.

And the fucking whales too

Move like a butterfly, sting like an insulin jab.

Dress up as ICE and state that this is material needed to trap Irish thugs living illegally in the US.