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HowAbt2morrow @ HowAbt2morrow @futurology.today
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  • What horny fuck is even gonna buy this shit? Any broad that demands this is gonna be of the “Ill, I’m not kissing that thing” variety.

    • Peak male form

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  • The oldest dude there is 23 years old

    • TIL the original drummer of The Offspring is a gynecological oncologist who was sued for malpractice. The judge called a mistrial when he saved a juror who had a heart attack

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  • You actually read the article on here? Respect!

    • Who can I find to pay off my house mortgage?

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  • Free college? Just join the military that just can’t win and murder brown people. You get a standing O at ball games and discounts at Dickies too.

    • Eight US states seek to outlaw chemtrails – even though they aren’t real

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  • That’s what I was thinking. They’re basically gonna end up banning airplanes from flying at certain altitudes.

    • Weekly Meal Prep: Taco-Poke-Bowl and Lemon Chicken with Potatoes and Brokkoli

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  • Looks really nice and really smart. Question: does it last the whole week without spoiling?

    • Divination methods have moved from tarot to the anus

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  • What kind of shitty stories are you trying to read?

    • Russia Offers Elon Musk Asylum as Fight With Trump Intensifies

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  • Asylum for being a persecuted South African white man? Or for being a billionaire that has made tons of that from the government like a good oligarch that is now has his source of wealth threatened?

    • Keep up with the lingo

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  • IIRC - insect invasion. Really cool.

    • Franks and Beans

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  • Correct, not “franks”.

    • Franks and Beans

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  • That’s only one frank, my dude.

    • Should these be mandatory in public?

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  • There you go!

    • Should these be mandatory in public?

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  • Have you tried? It’s amazing!

    • Should these be mandatory in public?

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  • Sure, but not in bike lanes.

    • He'll grow into it

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  • Assuming this dude is heterosexual, he’d be sandwiched between two big footed bitches in that bed. Solid!

    • He'll grow into it

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  • Or the baby is suffocating underneath the sheets.

    • 👀😐Even Elon doesn't think he's playing 4d chess. Not when Telsla stock is tanking

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  • Playing doesn’t mean winning.

    • Existential dread

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  • Thanks a lot Osama!

    • This is actually real

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  • How do you place the erect Johnson on the balance to get an accurate weight? If you place the round side of the arch down, you’ll have false negatives and the pointy side down downwards the balance, you’ll get false positives proportional to the hardness of the Wilfred.

    • TIL you produce about three and a half metric tons of feces and 38 000 liters of urine during an average lifetime.

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  • My uncle knocks that out every leap year. 3,5 tons ain’t shit.