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How many channels you getting on that bad boy? UFC? Playboy? Electric Blue?

Burying his ex wife in the bunker was only the 89th item on the 169 item long list.

So are we sending him over or what? Gotta take him now before he starts on the ozempic and then all you got is flabby skin and smelly feet.

My 300lb nephew washes his feet once every 29th of February and loves to cuddle. We can send the animal over if you like.

He divorced the posters mom, so yeah, in this case it makes sense. He’d also come home late and eat all of the posters yogurts. That’s fucked up.

Anything more the an index finger and a thumb is for beginners.

Not only am I aware and I consent to the microscopic bumping and grinding on my facial follicles, I occasionally rub one out just thinking about the gang bang going down between my eye brows.

Yeah but that attitude now makes them seem leas delicious and that’s not fair.

The Adventures of Baron Munchausen and/or Time Bandits.

Oh come on. You know.

No, I don’t know what they say about accusations. Illuminate me, please.

Nike is going to sponsor this little fella.

How much face work did Bob Barker get done? For 139 years old he looks tip top.

Which one?

Definitely worth the microplastics and fart infused libations. Aunt Bertha can get that pressure high enough to squirt a laser beam of wine across the living room.

Twice before lunch to be accurate

Articles have stated that soaking does not prevent the spread of sexually transmitted infection and may still result in pregnancy.3]

…All the risk without the fun… Like sticking an alcohol drenched tampon in your booty hole.

Looks like the artist is actually closer to those three points.

Moms a real looker.

You sly fox