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HowAbt2day @ HowAbt2day @futurology.today
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But I am mighty!!

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  • It might be but sunburn is definitely carcinogenic.

    • Everybody poops

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  • It’s a dude with a horse’s asshole and tail.

    • You can now get paid 5,000 yen for your poop in Japan, but only if your poop is good enough

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  • Only if it’s good enough

    • 43 pregnant men

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  • There’s enough pubes gathered around shower drain to make two Turkish rugs.

    • So I can smoke them if I put shoes on them?

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  • Fucking party pooper

    • ‘I Don’t Know Who I Buried’: Families Of Dead Russian Soldiers Not Allowed To Open Coffins

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  • Since the American full funeral family pack includes a $3000 “happy to be here” facial, the open casket is a must.

    • Oranges? In this economy?

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  • By most metrics, “regular use” is wishful thinking. As is becoming a male doctor after that bump in the head - CTE.

    • Art imitates life

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  • Fucking Uncle Joey getting back to business.

    • Japan to ban reselling of rice as cheap stockpiles hit shelves

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  • Can you cook it and sell it? Like parboiled?

    • McPenis

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  • The Irish wish they were McHung like that.

    • 8999 BC

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  • This fucking guy thinks he can just bring back a joke from 8998 BC and make it work!

    • Proof that fashion is cyclical, even in nature.

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  • What does Ricardo Demetrius Jackson have to do with any of this?

    • Proof that fashion is cyclical, even in nature.

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  • Doesn’t count if your blowhole isn’t exposed. They go together.

    • RedHead Enterprise Linux

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  • This description just turned me on.

    • rule

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  • I would do this. This. I would do.

    • Many people instantly know what THIS is. Others don't have a clue

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  • I kinda broke a ninja code by sharing this knowledge, but I love you guys.

    • Many people instantly know what THIS is. Others don't have a clue

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  • It’s a practice ninja star for little Japanese kindergartners?

    • Trump may launch Trump-branded mobile phone and a wireless service that could compete with the likes of Verizon, AT&T, and T-Mobile.

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  • “Good morning and thanks for calling MAGA Mobile. Please listen to the options and make your selection for the best possible service. For Spanish, press 423 and wait for a knock on the door. For English, god bless Trump…”

    • Every rule has an exception

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  • If you can get into a billionaires throat, that’s extra points.

    • Iran Says Air Defenses Down 2 Israeli Warplanes, Female Pilot Captured

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  • Both sides are run by religious fundamentalist which are the worst types of human on earth. Any religion that thinks they’re “chosen” treat women like shit because of their males littlest-of-dick-energy available.

    Watching them fuck themselves up while I’m over here eating my popcorn.