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  • First Union, which was bought by Wachovia, which was bought by Wells Fargo was my first bank account. Sometime around 2009, it came out that they were doing some pretty shady shit along with going out of their way to fuck their customers out of money by posting their purchases in a way that would maximize fees. It was a blatant dickhead move. I immediately closed my account with them and will never go back.

  • Individuals and groups in English:

    • Beck
    • Green Day
    • Silverchair
    • Busta Rhymes
    • Missy Elliot
    • Eminem & D-12
    • Snoop Dogg
    • Immortal Technique
    • Red Hot Chili Peppers, especially Flea
    • Black Sabbath/Ozzy Osbourne
    • The Beatles
    • Daft Punk
    • Brad Paisley
    • Pitbull

    Spanish:

    • Residente & Calle 13
    • Los Van Van
    • Tromboranga
    • Kola Loka
    • Charanga Habanera
  • I would like to evenly split $9,000 between strippers, JFK, and Stalin. -> Strippers get $3,000. JFK gets $3,000. Stalin gets $3,000.

    I would like to evenly split $9,000 between strippers, JFK and Stalin. -> Strippers get $4,500. JFK and Stalin get $4,500.

  • what should I know about the clitoris before I have sex?

    In my experience, the clit is the key to her enjoyment. Every girl is different, so you have to pay attention to how they react to how you touch it. Some girls like light slow touch, while others like very fast flicks. Some like light slow touch at first, then very fast intense flicks towards the end. I've had girls that need a lot of stimulation, and girls that find a lot of stimulation overwhelming. Listen to their moans and how their body moves. If you get a girl that doesn't show a difference either way, then ask her. If she is still being secretive, then don't worry about it too much and just enjoy your time. Don't go directly for the clit at first. Play around with the pussy area first, slowly getting to the clit.

    am I right in assuming my partner will tell me what she wants me to do?

    It's been my experience that most girls will guide you indirectly. Very few will tell you exactly what they like. If you get one that does, you have won the lottery. Otherwise, they will guide you indirectly.

    In general, just have fun. Sex is naturally enjoyable. Above all, communication is key, but some people feel uncomfortable with being direct about it, so they communicate indirectly and that's okay. Listen to the language they choose to use. Regardless, don't take sex too serious, and you'll be okay. Good luck!

  • If I shot everyone my dog barks at, I'd be committing genocide. This motherfucker barks at every single person that walks by the house. Yet, as soon as the doors open, she's their best friend. WHAT IS SHE BARKING FOR?!?!

  • Classics

    Your mom is so short that her entire body is in her license picture.

    Your mom is so short that when she sits on the curb, her legs dangle in the air.

    Your mom is so skinny that she has to run around in the shower to get wet.

    Ones I Made Up Right Now

    Your mom is so small that she got run over by a Micro Machines car.

    Your mom is so small that she has to stride to walk so she doesn't violate plank length.

    Your mom is so small that her mass is divisible by zero.

    Your mom is so small that she sneezed and escaped a black hole.