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Mince and tatties? Whereabouts in Scotland are you from, pal?

Too many.

An Islay single malt whisky, fresh coffee, slow cooking onions and garlic, searing steak, grilled lamb, fish and chips with loads of salt and vinegar... hmm, lots of these are food related. Someone else said petrichor and I'm down with that too. Oh, and Twanquility's wife, of course.

I've done some putting, and crazy golf with the kids, but that's still playing, not watching.

There was a dog grooming salon in Nottingham with curtains over the windows. Other than the woman who ran the place, no one (or dog) ever went in or came out that we saw.

Golf. I guess that people who play golf probably find it really interesting but for a non-golfer it's pure tedium.

Is it the green wire or the red wire? Oopsie!

I know what you're thinking. Did he 'splode six bombs or only five? Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement, I've kinda lost track myself. But being as this is a Tsar Bomba AN602, the most powerful bomb in the world, and would blow your nuts clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: "Do I feel lucky?" Well, do ya, punk?”

I'm not even supposed to be here today!

What doesn’t kill you makes you stronger. Except for muscle wasting diseases. But this, this'll definitely kill you.

Revenge is a dish best served cold and I'm coming for you like a bowl of gazpacho soup!

I’m your huckleberry pie.

Vinage 501s so I button my button first then button my zipper.

I think mine’s drowning, not shrugging.

ShittingBiscuits.ptsd

Sonny, we wrote it Vi back in the day. Capital V, lower case i. Now get off my lawn! Isn't it cold? Policemen look younger and younger every year.

¯(ツ)/¯

You need to double up the

Some people like to know they've made an impact on others, that they control them and their feelings. They like the idea that they're living rent-free in someone's brain. Being awesome, kind, contributive, etc is one way of doing that but it takes effort. Being cruel is another, usually easier, way to do it.

Same reason people smash stuff up and spray shitty graffiti - it's far easier to destroy than to build but both kinds of 'work' get noticed.

Full on ROFL.

Probably my favourite album of all time.

Strawberries and black pepper. You’re welcome.

Seeing the way Luigi was carrying himself, and his facial expressions, makes me wonder. Does he actually have a cast-iron allibi just waiting to be revealed?

It won't be his third term, it'll be his fourth since the Democrats stole the 2020 election with widespread voter fraud and cheating ("the biggest fraud, and the biggest cheating, some say, many people say - and these are clever people - the biggest there has been"). So that's ok then.

An orangutan and some otters.

There was a lot of good stuff on the telly back in the Quaternary Period.